More tweets!
The grossness of this actually caught me off guard, and I've been a sex worker on and off for 36 years. https://t.co/7GOLheuQM3
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 2, 2021
If you aren't allowed to leave a place, it's not an "assisted living facility"; it is a prison. Maybe a nice prison; maybe a prison with medical staff to take care of genuine needs. Maybe we need a nicer name for that SORT of prison. But "assisted living facilty" is just a lie. https://t.co/QKQosdUR3g
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 3, 2021
That's not *making* a friend, it's *summoning* one.
THIS is what *making* friends looks like: pic.twitter.com/QJBCzKmdSF
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 4, 2021
Don't worry, folks, we'll still be able to get all the scientists and engineers we need from Asia and Africa. https://t.co/SFEqP0Tkm8
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 5, 2021
Thread of lots and lots of brave hero cops committing sex crimes against minors, many of them children.
Don't be surprised at its length. https://t.co/0qxAWjSwd7
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 6, 2021
My mother's side of the family were mostly small farmers.
My dad's side included a lot of weirdos and social malcontents.
So I reckon it's no surprise that I turned out to be a malcontent weirdo who lives on a small farm.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 7, 2021
Since US cops insist on playing soldier and referring to non-cops as "civilians", maybe we should subject them to the UCMJ, try them for offenses by court martial, and confine them in military prisons when found guilty.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 7, 2021
Only in the same way the expansion of a balloon has its limit. https://t.co/jocoKhX0pS
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 9, 2021
I remember! I remember! https://t.co/nuZ5FsHfTw
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 9, 2021
"Fresno police noticed some ripe fruit hanging low. They decided to harvest some even though the tree doesn't belong to them." https://t.co/ZYy6OT1xAw
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 9, 2021
People often look like their pets. https://t.co/y2Amz6m5g9
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 10, 2021
Potrzebie https://t.co/KlZNmMJrti
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 10, 2021
My best humor is like coal dust: black, insidious, and extremely dry.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 10, 2021
People who argue against "conversion therapy" but are OK with the same tactics when used against sex workers and clients are not actually concerned with human rights.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 12, 2021
Every day I see tweets whose ideas I agree with, but which are larded with so much jargon they're inaccesible to anybody outside of the sphere in which such jargon is common.
Unless you WANT to preach solely to the choir, try avoiding activist-speak whenever possible.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 13, 2021
"One immediate effect…would be a collapse in public trust…if U.F.O.s were real, despite decades of dismissals…the governments who would now be seen as liars."
The best possible outcome for human civilization. https://t.co/Z1mWZnD2Xo
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 13, 2021
That reminds me of one of my favorites: pic.twitter.com/Bg6PtG5x7D
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 15, 2021
And now for something completely different: https://t.co/tE2BniDSZV
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 15, 2021
The one positive aspect of the increasingly popular kindergarten "x word" formula of modern profanity that I can think of is that it can only be used 26 times at most.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 16, 2021