Change one single vowel in this headline, and it would be a VERY different story.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-03-20T01:59:52.797Z
Probably the same way that holding a knife to a child's throat can open a guarded door.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-03-20T18:03:29.896Z
Beware of Davros.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-03-25T03:17:35.675Z
#3 is a very, very bad idea.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-03-25T17:50:01.254Z
Spring this on family members in New Orleans, and they may not stop at disowning* you.*And disowning people is mighty difficult under Napoleonic Code.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-03-26T17:26:22.068Z
It's fascinating to watch men with severe, easily-recognized mental illnesses publicly blaming others' mental illness on behaviors that the speakers are incapable of due to their own undiagnosed, untreated psychopathologies.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-03-27T17:09:35.827Z
My teen self would be confused by this.1981 Maggie: So there are new "Star Trek" shows all the time, but you haven't watched one in 20 years?2026 Maggie: CorrectM81: Ditto "Star Wars"?M26: YepM81: Plus all kinds of D&D fantasy stuff?M26: Right again.M81: I DON'T KNOW YOU
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-03-28T17:19:00.870Z
Reporters: doing something willfully is not a "failure", regardless of what politicians call it. If a party refuses to comply with some illegal diktat, that party has not *failed* to comply with said diktat; he has REFUSED to comply. The former is an omission; the latter an active rejection.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-03-29T16:55:44.729Z
This monster's face appears to have been designed by Jack Pierce. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm06823…
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-03-30T17:38:45.538Z
"Dabbled in cross-dressing" makes it sound like alchemy or some other occult practice.(Yes, I know about the shamans and mystery religions; this isn't that, so let's not)
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-03-31T17:37:38.961Z
Oh please, PLEASE let them use a chatbot as architect, so we can have a "Galloping Gertie" moment on live TV soon after it's done.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-04-01T17:35:58.519Z
This is how partisanism warps minds.Distrust of politicians *in general* for wholly rational reasons is subjected to the duopoly's Procrustean bed, then for 21st century readers must be trivialized & infantilized. So anarchists & true libertarians are described by the asinine tag "double haters".
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-04-03T17:28:10.591Z
WAAAAAAAAAH! I'VE POOPED MYSELF AND I DEMAND SOMEONE CHANGE IT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-04-04T17:16:42.139Z
Please, people, I beg you not to rely on spellcheckers at the cost of your own vocabulary skills.Trade languages have nothing to do with birds.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-04-07T17:10:46.810Z
Meanwhile, books on my shelves which were published as far back as the 1920s, and which I purchased as far back as the 1970s, are still 100% readable. And all I have to do to access them is walk over to my bookshelves.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-04-08T17:13:17.853Z
Due to the high volume of "You were right all along" emails, I will not be responding to them individually. Thank you for your understanding.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-04-08T17:29:33.587Z
A friend who grew up on Country/Western was unfamiliar with Zeppelin, and when "Ramble On" came on she asked me what it was about. I replied, "A dude who gets his girlfriend stolen by Gollum."
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-04-10T07:34:41.637Z
Trump is someone who consistently cheats at Solitaire and still repeatedly loses, and when he's done the deck only has about 49 cards. And some of those are from kids' game decks, like one with a picture of an old maid.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-04-12T17:44:13.156Z
We need Captain Kirk.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-04-13T03:26:13.653Z
If you want to reveal a crypto-authoritarian, just start him talking about virtually anything to do with cars.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-04-13T17:21:33.262Z
THIS.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-04-16T17:53:47.686Z
Your regular reminder that it is 100% legal to fictionally depict murder, rape, and mayhem in movies.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-04-17T17:19:44.529Z
I especially love that the stupid thing flew apart on impact.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-04-17T19:17:10.473Z
First Palantir came for the sex workers, but nobody cared because "sex trafficking".Then Palantir came for young minority men, and nobody cared because "gangs".Then Palantir came for migrants, and nobody cared because "illegals".Now it's coming for you, and I think you know the rest.
— Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) 2026-04-19T17:28:11.213Z













