It’s ridiculous to spend more than $100,000 so they can chase after cats. – Matt Leif
Though I’ve always loved The Pink Panther theme, I’ve never featured it, so here’s the title sequence from the movie in memorial to the saxophonist who provided its slinky magic. The links above it were provided by T. Greg Doucette (x2), Jesse Walker, Mike Stabile, Nun Ya, Ryan Marino, and IncarcerNation, in that order.
- I’m sure you feel safer now.
- Cops are a menace to society.
- R.I.P. Plas Johnson and Freddy Cannon.
- Things sure have changed since my time.
- An example of what America really means.
- Another great moment in artificial stupidity.
- “Crime”: Broken taillight. Penalty: summary execution.
From the Archives
- Everyone abused by cops using this error-prone surveillance needs to sue.
- They make these cases sound like the rapist was doing his victims a favor.
- I was fated to be threatened with state violence regardless of career path.
- The problem isn’t religion; it’s teaching kids to blindly submit to authority.
- Sleeping with a cop is one of the most dangerous things a woman can do.
- These evil schemes need to be completely shut down as unconstitutional.
- The government thinks you shouldn’t be allowed any privacy whatsoever.
- Erosion of civil liberties starts with “undesirables”, but never stops there.
- The bipartisan war on the internet moves us inexorably toward idiocracy.
- To flush civil rights, just apply a label like “prostitute” or “gang member”.
- Texas stops judges overruling library censorship by eliminating libraries.
- What’s the connection between this guy & disgraced Chief James Burke?
- Politicians no longer care about whether their diktats are Constitutional.
- “Lewd and lascivious conduct” sounds nicer than “raping a 10-year-old”.
- Cops; Cat, I farted; Sinead O’Connor; SunRay Kelley; and much more.
- Blaming bad behavior on imaginary “addiction” ≠ taking responsibility.
- Give aggressive thugs power over kids; what could possibly go wrong?
- The State tortures thousands of people for crossing an imaginary line.
- Watching Tim Ballard’s reputation go down in flames is so very sweet.
- A little (fictionalized) taste of Grace’s personality and our chemistry.
- Why are people shocked when men paid to behave violently, do so?
- Low-population states cling desperately to “sex trafficking” myths.
- This will continue until the evil US immigration policy is reformed.
- Cops won’t drop this fantasy until “news” media stop parroting it.
- The latest in the case of the lunatic-infested Millersville cop shop.
- “Collective Shout” believes no women should have lucrative jobs.
- If you didn’t see this coming, you haven’t been paying attention.
- Forced-birth fanatics are now actively empowering abusive men.
- Retrospectives of my blogging from July 2013, 2014, and 2015.
- It’s too bad they don’t inflict all of their violence on each other.
- Calling “child protection” is merely a quieter form of “swatting”.
- Cops, The Onion, the Antichrist, John Mayall, and much more.
- It’s rare these days for a US court to uphold the Constitution.
- What really happens when a wannabe “pimp” abducts a girl.
- I’ve loved The Muppet Show since it first premiered in 1976.
- Some cops don’t limit themselves to one type of creepiness.
- He wasn’t a “former pastor” when he murdered a little girl.
- Cops, artificial stupidity, Tom Lehrer, and much more.
- “Sexual offenses” sounds so much milder than “rape”.
- This situation is not going to get better on its own.
- This will continue until it is federally criminalized.
- Privacy as we once knew it is a thing of the past.
- Fascism in action, profiting from human misery.
- Oh look, sensible people were correct as usual.
- Trying to eliminate small but persistent leaks.
- Judge rules that a spade is actually a spade.
- My three previous columns for Lammas.
- One of the images of my childhood.
- At least this one confessed quickly.
- Just another Throwback Thursday.
- Another example of McNeill’s Law.
- Throwback Thursday and Son.
- The Bride of Fridaystein.
- Your “leaders” at work.
