Y'all punish your elected officials for being human, then wonder why you get nothing but inhuman garbage in office. https://t.co/0l504uDbRF
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) August 25, 2022
Not as creepy as a mental health professional breaking confidentiality in hopes of a fast buck and her 15 minutes. https://t.co/zMzKyl98iK
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) August 27, 2022
There is an entire subgenre of so-called "love" songs which are, in reality, "cheapskate trying to get laid" songs.
This is the song which inspired this observation, but it's only one of many. https://t.co/mWnRvI9l4k
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) August 30, 2022
Wow, how did she pronounce all those asterisks? https://t.co/14aerdkkyF
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) August 30, 2022
It's interesting that, like so many men, he uses the broad term "sex" to specifically mean "unprotected penis-in-vagina intercourse with a fertile woman".
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) August 31, 2022
We need to teach kids to hide when they see cops coming.
I *would* say teach them to run away, but cops (and the judges who enable them) view running away as permission to shoot people in the back.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 1, 2022
I've just added another reason for instant muting: demonstrated inability to understand the concept of parody.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 2, 2022
You know you're looking at yellow journalism when the phrase "raked in" is used to describe some paltry amount. For TWO men to earn $25,000 each for NINE MONTHS of work translates to about $33,000 a year, which is hardly a high salary in Pennsylvania. https://t.co/3YWa4aW97B
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 4, 2022
I'll be 56 on Halloween. I look like this, and my exercise consists of hefting 50# sacks of feed and building an entire addition to my house basically by myself. pic.twitter.com/PhwrE5hHiz
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 5, 2022
I still wanna know the identity of this mad billionaire who keeps offering exhorbitant sums for not-remotely-difficult tasks. I have a proposition for him. https://t.co/9eKGjd1htG
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 6, 2022
I know it's a typo (and I make plenty myself), but I can't help giggling over the idea of a "Tigger warning". pic.twitter.com/HSeSBP3Gxv
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 7, 2022
Fusion as a power source has been "about 20 years in the future" since I was in high school and first read the word "tokamak".
I doubt this time will be different, but I'd be overjoyed to be proven wrong before I croak. https://t.co/u6ifSPmqym
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 9, 2022
They seem to think we're all plotting with the Whore of Babylon to overthrow Western Civilization. Of course, I *am* the Whore of Babylon, so it just shows how much THEY know. pic.twitter.com/YA3BcnzFwp
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 10, 2022
Funniest thread you'll read today. https://t.co/5uWYGk7WWf
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 13, 2022
Thread for language nerds like myself.
Incidentally, my favorite compound word from Beowulf is one used to describe the monster Grendel: "sceadugenga" (shadow-walker). https://t.co/5KgwX7CBQq
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 13, 2022
FACT CHECK: King Charles II died in 1685. https://t.co/JqAImYojEF
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 14, 2022
Not at all coincidentally, it's also what "sex trafficking" hysteria has looked like to sane people since at least 2008. https://t.co/UkoAHcgbdS
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 14, 2022
It is not only the right, but the duty, of moral people to break unjust laws. https://t.co/HDZPxb9Cj1
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 16, 2022
What political "environmentalists" want instead of SCAAAAAAAARY nuclear power: https://t.co/B9fk6mCRA0
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 17, 2022
Criminals are attracted to criminality. When a government criminalizes something, it's like leaving food all over the floor and then blaming the vermin for appearing. The easiest way to stop the criminals is by simply not criminalizing normal, non-violent behaviors.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 19, 2022
Make no mistake: this is the ultimate form of what promoters of book bans, "hate speech" laws, "don't say gay" laws, "content restrictions", Section 230 "exceptions", laws against "disinformation", and other censorship measures want for the West as well. https://t.co/D6sLdwoydJ
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 20, 2022
Clearly, she was going to do this with her mutant powers that allow her to transform any heavy metal into Pu-239 *and* also transform its surroundings into unstable material that spontaneously detonates to compress the fissible mass within. Wow, good thing they caught her! https://t.co/K0ZIA1Gzgq
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 22, 2022
The concept of "self-plagiarism" is a cynical attempt to attack established writers, who are naturally going to re-use some concepts and turns of phrase, in order to advantage younger writers, who haven't written long enough yet for that to happen.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) September 23, 2022