You may have heard that the giant baby mad emperor is angry at Colorado because a portrait of him in their state capitol actually resembles him as he is, rather than as he wants to imagine himself. Admittedly, the portrait lacks one important feature of most photographs of the Orange-utang: its mouth does not resemble the obscene oral orifice of an inflatable sex doll. So I’ve decided to share a collection of recent photos displaying his face-hole in its more characteristic fashion. If you’re on a diet and want to spoil your appetite with even more photos of this grotesque cretin, consult my column from his coronation day.
The one directly above is especially appropriate, since it has a prop to reinforce the apparent usage of this gaping yap. The gif at right isn’t as good as one I saw a few days ago which I was, alas, unable to download, but it’ll do. And the one below doesn’t include his Big Mac hole in its characteristic position, but it does illustrate his deep ridiculousness, and would undoubtedly upset him if used as the model for a replacement of the Colorado portrait.
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