One would think that even an airline stewardess could understand that it is not possible to vomit with a mask on.
One would be wrong.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) July 22, 2021
If in our system people REALLY are INNOCENT until proven guilty, why are prosecutors (whose job is to pursue the government's allegations against this INNOCENT person) allowed to assassinate a defendant's character OUTSIDE of court, even after they're found NOT GUILTY?
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) July 24, 2021
How in the world would I choose which to describe? https://t.co/2tC8HJhoVh
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) July 25, 2021
Anyone claiming that some specific sexual fetish "doesn't exist" is selling something.
It's honest to say that some psychosexual phenomenon "is fabulously rare", "isn't common enough to contribute to what we see", "exists in such small numbers we can draw no conclusions", etc.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) July 25, 2021
I can never hear or read the phrase "police officer" without imagining a quiet slurping sound in the background.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) July 27, 2021
Is an "insane gadget" one of those megalomanical computers from "Star Trek", like Nomad or the M5? https://t.co/IEb46DxWJx
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) July 28, 2021
This is certainly true when the topic is either sex or economics. https://t.co/42gYoxir2j
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) July 29, 2021
Q: Why did the Trump voter buy an expensive vacuum cleaner?
A: Because she heard it came with a HIPPA filter.— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) July 30, 2021
I wish well-meaning people would learn the difference between "cannot" and "may not". Too many seem to believe that politicians have the power to change scientific facts by decree.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) July 30, 2021
First "self-driving" vomit boxes, now vomit pods. Don't "futurist" wankers even know that such a thing as motion sickness exists?
Wouldn't be surprising, given that aircraft designers and airline policy-setters seem not to either. https://t.co/zBN7ARf8ov
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) August 1, 2021
My paternal grandfather was a socialist autodidact born around 1900, possibly closeted queer, who collected Spike Jones records and died of lung cancer in 1960. https://t.co/t1gx6zY6h3
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) August 2, 2021
Who is so clueless that they intentionally put their kids where dangerous, unpredictable wild animals can attack them?
Or aggressive dogs, for that matter? https://t.co/XgHS7AJiry
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) August 6, 2021
The concept that other people are humans, with the same kinds of human motivations as they have, never seems to occur to most Twitter Manicheans, who are too busy demonizing the other tribe (there are ALWAYS two & ONLY two) to actually think about why things happen as they do.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) August 6, 2021
Actual LOL. https://t.co/WSRIMI9DZ4
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) August 7, 2021
"Attack of the Despair Squid" was my favorite storyline of the "Archie Meets Red Dwarf" series.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) August 7, 2021
A principle I have always lived by. https://t.co/TlHilE1VfC
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) August 9, 2021
If it "aims" as well as most of its subjects, it won't be very effective. https://t.co/iXaSLD1dbQ
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) August 10, 2021