I don't know what's worse, the fact that I'm surprised by this headline or the fact that I probably shouldn't be:
Don’t do this; little kids should not be responsible for feeding their families. This is like giving them socks as a Christmas present. Obviously, this tweet appeared much too late for me to feature it before Halloween, but Christmas is less than two months off and I’m sure well-meaning puritans who are wholly ignorant of child psychology will probably be back at it again in three weeks. It also gives me an opportunity to launch a sort of pre-season toy drive; regular readers know that I start my annual toy drive the day after Thanksgiving, but since I expect toys to be extra-expensive due to Ebenezer Trump’s anti-Christmas tariffs and many of my readers to have less to share this year, I think it’s a good idea to start a bit early. If you’re not hurting economically yourself, please consider donating!
