By the way if anyone feels they can’t breathe or their lives matter I’ll be at the movies tonight, off duty, carrying my gun. – Phillip White
It was a pretty sad (read: virtually nonexistent) crop of Christmas links this year; I mean, here we are hours away from the solstice and…nothin’ (imagine Yukon Cornelius voice). So please enjoy the one single solitary holiday feature this week, a video of porn actresses reading How the Grinch Stole Christmas from Michael Whiteacre. The first video was provided by Radley Balko (as were the links above it), and the links between the videos were contributed by Popehat (“do” and “megalomania”), Dave Krueger (“doughnuts”), Walter Olson (“brilliant”), Nun Ya (“threefold”), Tushy Galore (“speech”), Cop Block (“waiting”), and Elizabeth N. Brown (“dragged”).
- Never call the cops for any reason whatsoever.
- Cop tases old man for having a job.
- Universal criminality in action.
- Do as we say, not as we do.
- It’s the loitering and doughnuts.
- So brilliant, only a cop could think of it.
- The word you’re looking for is “megalomania”.
- Sometimes it comes back more than threefold.
- That whole freedom of speech thing was nice while it lasted.
- Cop beats disabled man for waiting in a hospital waiting room.
- Crime: parking ticket. Penalty: literally dragged out of her home.
From the Archives
- My previous columns for December 17th, some good articles on it and the best one by a non-sex worker I’ve ever seen.
- Cops, Star Trek, Orwell, North Korea, the Apocalypse, virgins, government, Texas, Sweden, Oklahoma & Li’l Bub.
- Homosexuality, police state, fun with Cobra, VD, censorship, magic, feminism, evolution and the alphabet.
- The answer is “good money and flexible hours”. Where’s my £500,000?
- Law requires actors to wear lab coats, goggles & gloves in sex scenes.
- Sex work laws are written by people who have never done sex work.
- Cops file prostitution charge on the word of a semi-conscious drunk.
- In the future, an escort has her hands full babysitting an alien child.
- How the US government encourages campus kangaroo courts.
- More UN officials are coming out in favor of decriminalization.
- A Canadian government report condemns prostitution laws.
- California recognizes that sex workers really can be raped.
- If I only do domme or fetish work, are cops still a concern?
- Like children, infantilized women are harmed by sex rays.
- Judge strikes down portions of Utah’s anti-polygamy law.
- Convention full of trafficking loonies swap disinformation.
- The equation of images and reality claims another victim.
- Being an ignoramus is no impediment to a career in law.
- All 13 victims of a “trafficking” witch hunt are acquitted.
- Neumayer, Cho and Dreher: Garbage in, garbage out.
- Mira Sorvino, CNN, hysteria and a serious-faced selfie.
- Man sues Ashley Madison for destroying his marriage.
- Teaching girls “how to live independently” in a prison.
- Human Rights Watch finally calls for decriminalization.
- Melissa Gira Grant on a pro-Swedish model editorial.
- Do you have any advice for an aspiring sugar baby?
- No calls for paving and child acting to be abolished?
- Another non-ally profiting from whore stereotypes.
- The truth about the “World Cup sex slaves” myth.
- Man who raped whore jailed for forty months.
- Is exhibitionism an all-or-nothing proposition?
- Cops charge rapist with “inciting prostitution”.
- Khag Urim Sameakh to all my Jewish readers!
- More on Ireland’s inbred prohibitionist cabal.
- Never forget the real reason for the season.
- The final decision in Bedford vs. Canada.
- Klondike Kate, Queen of the Yukon.
- My two previous columns for Yule.
- What are the basics of screening?
- A pension fund for Dutch whores.
- Many lovely Christmas presents!
- The wild lies of Mary Honeyball.
- A short video on Storyville.
- More on the Soho pogrom.
- Coming out temporarily.
- Rapist cop of the week.
