Art is nothing more of less than various modes of stylized, dehumanized representation. – Venus of Willendorf
Finding What Isn’t There (#24)
Do these prohibitionists think I’m a she-devil who can appear when my name is spoken?
…The Chief Constable of the Police Service of Northern Ireland and the Commissioner of An Garda Síochána issued a joint statement…[revealing] that there had been a massive, joint operation…[and] smashed one of the most serious sex trafficking rings world-wide. Some 784 women had been rescued and taken to secure accommodation for their own safety. Twenty men, all of eastern European extraction, had been arrested…the men had groomed the women on-line…offering them the chance of employment in Ireland. Once here, their passports were confiscated, they were made to service 50 men a day, sometimes more. If they resisted, they would be chained to radiators. After several months of being “broken in”, groups of the women were…flown in an unmarked jet to Atlanta, the major trafficking hub in the US…Lord Morrow…sharply criticised those politicians who had called for evidence during his [Swedish model] Bill’s progressing, saying…[they had] been taken in by the lies spread on some American libertarian websites by people posing as “ex-madams”…
Several anti-sex-trafficking organizations held a joint press conference today to announce their opposition to space exploration, citing concerns about future sex trafficking. “Space is going to be like a frontier town,” said Nicholas Kristoff. “There will be no law enforcement in space, which means that girls, some as young as 11, could be easily trafficked to colonies on Mars or in the asteroid belt where they would have to service up to 50 men a day”…Julie Bindel…[noted] that science fiction films have frequently depicted prostitution…She derided the series Firefly for presenting an unrealistic and unrepresentative model…[and added] “No little girl grows up wanting to be a triple-breasted Martian prostitute”…a recent study by Dominique Roe Sepowitz…presented evidence that shuttle launches are associated with major increases in sex trafficking…Amanda Marcotte…advocated for an “enthusiastic consent” standard from other planets before further human exploration.
So “signs of trafficking” idiocy isn’t confined to the US:
When a young 17 year old trafficking victim was discovered in a hotel in Valkenburg the Netherlands last fall, government officials and law enforcement authorities had to consider: how could this have happened right under our noses? The Netherlands in a major hub for human trafficking, as the country is located near the sea and has borders to various European countries such as Belgium and Germany…not all victims are bundled across borders in cars with tinted windows or shipped in containers. Sometimes they’re just hidden in plain sight, among other children and women…law enforcement and human trafficking experts are now working together with teachers to catch the earliest signs of child sex trafficking…Peter van Dam…of StopItNow…[said] “Some children are trafficked as young as four years old…Kids as young as 5 years old are being raped daily, some estimates suggest up to one in twelve children could be victimised”…
…An unusual furry prostitution ring has been busted…in…Manhattan. Despite surveillance footage, the age, gender & species of both the victims and perpetrators have proven difficult to determine. A Detective from the NYPD, Will Wonder suspects “very young girls” and “seriously fucked up old men.” No evidence of money exchange has been reported but Detective Wonder is convinced “no woman would do this without getting paid.” Police were first alerted by another guest at the upscale hotel who noticed people gathering in “very unflattering costumes” even though “Halloween is months away.” Upon completion of a mostly illegal search & seizure, a man/bear confessed to “anything & everything” which detectives are interpreting as “running an under age furry prostitution ring.” Investigators are shocked & appalled at the furries apparent willingness to exploit young girls’ “natural obsession with animals and arts & crafts” for their own sexual gratification…
I’m not surprised that antis are opposed to space exploration. The very nature of life on the frontier precludes the type of control that these fanatics want, and some of them realize—despite their statements to the contrary—that the very nature of human sexuality requires some form of harlotry especially where the female to male ratio is low.
Unfortunately for people who would like to colonize Mars precisely to get away from these dingbats, I don’t think there is going to be any space colonization in my lifetime or the foreseeable future. It’s too expensive, and the powers that be would rather spend billions on endless undeclared wars than a colony to Mars.
*facepalm* Congratulations, Maggie—you got me!
Actually, it was me who got you. Thanks for the compliment! 🙂
Do not despair yet. Elon Musk intends to retire on Mars. There is a real chance that he may succeed.
I think the link for “Do these prohibitionists think I’m a she-devil who can appear when my name is spoken?” is no longer valid. I get a link to the blog “The Empiricist” and it does not contain the article you quoted.
Re: Sex Trafficking on Mars
This only goes to show how ridiculous the sex trafficking nonsense is.
I fear that the Blogger link has been hijacked…
Try this link instead:
https://korhomme.wordpress.com/2015/04/01/major-irish-sex-trafficking-ring-broken/
Korhomme, thanks for the link. After reading it, it’s even more warped than what Maagie had shown. Truly sick.
Sadly, I would have believed all of this if it weren’t for the day it appeared.
Go to the head of the class. 🙂
Well, fuck…there goes my contract with Virgin Galactic and their ship, “The Orson Welles”, for THAT Mars franchise! NOW what am I gonna do with all genetically-modified, three-breasted-and-age-thirteen Mayra Hills clones I have incubating in the basement?
*sighs* Sometimes…a day just seems to be one big prank after another.
…PS
LMAO…gawd, I love ya, Maggie…lololol
Are all of these fake? The first and third look like real news stories. Which is not to say that they don’t have some ridiculous claims. But they’re the same sorts of ridiculous claims that appear in a lot of actual news reports.
It’s not easy telling the difference between the Real fakes and the Fake fakes…
The triple-breasted prostitute was not from Mars originally, but from Eroticon 6. These people never look for the original source.
Gee, and I almost found the Word of Summoning, too…
[…] Update: This post was part of Maggie’s April Fool. […]
Here’s the scary thing: even though this was posted on April 1st and I knew that something had to be fake, other than the furry thing I couldn’t be sure what was fake. The opposition to space travel ’cause THE CHILD SEX SLAVES FROM MARS! could have been utterly real. In fact I suspect that something very much like that WILL happen.
It would also make an awesome B movie.