Today is the feast of St. Nicholas, patron saint of prostitutes. What, you didn’t know that Santa has a soft spot for whores? Yep, so you’d better be nice to us today; book a visit with your favorite lady or make a donation to me (of whom he is especially fond for reasons that should be obvious). Under no circumstances should you ever give money to the awful Salvation Army, for reasons that I’ve explained at length; their use of Santa’s image to support programs of hate vs. those under his protection is an ongoing crime. If you are filled with the desire to emulate the jolly saint by giving during this season, there are many worth charities that actually deserve your generosity; don’t give it to religious fanatics with a marketing campaign.
St. Nicholas Day 2015
December 6, 2015 by Maggie McNeill
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Happy St Nicholas! Nowadays I mostly imagine Santa Claus as a woman.
December 6 is also the 1st anniversary of the new Canadian law. Time goes by so fast.
Mention of the Sally Ann reminds me that many, many years I had a g/f whose parents were very active in the organisation; even then I found it creepy. I never met them – I expect they were out distributing The War Cry.
Anyway, I thought the g/f ticked all the boxes, a perfect BBBB 😉
A gracious St. Nicholas’s feast day to you and yours. May the patron saint of prostitutes watch over the world’s sex workers and keep them happy and safe today and every day.