Maybe it's just me, but “multiple illegal immigrants have trespassed in my yard” sounds like "there are aliens in my refrigerator" or "the ghost of Elvis is living in my den". https://t.co/bIUdRZy9xe
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 21, 2023
Thread on one of my favorite artists; his work appears more frequently in my blog than any other artist except MC Escher. https://t.co/0bqGUTcM1q
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 23, 2023
Score another one for Cassandra McNeill. https://t.co/6C9f9WyBAV
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 23, 2023
So, a different kind of wine than Noah and Lot had? https://t.co/1SiWhOSm4n
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 24, 2023
Watching humans try to parse out ethical issues by *quantifying* them is…SOMEthing, that's for sure. Not something *sensible* or effective, but certainly…something.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 25, 2023
Dunno, but you're supposed to take a drink every time he walks as though he were trying to push down an invisible door with his forehead.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 26, 2023
Or you could, you know, just eat something else. https://t.co/i79MPx2Qm7
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 27, 2023
A lazy dog. https://t.co/iba8Uw9tQ9
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 29, 2023
I guess it gets easier once a person becomes used to letting "thought leaders" tell him what to think, believe, and do.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 30, 2023
That's truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) May 31, 2023
https://t.co/JUDNGCbR3q https://t.co/IzMy4ntIh5
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 1, 2023
I understand what people who genuflect to the precious fee-fees of amateurs are trying to do here, but I suggest y'all save that for the other 364 days of the damned year. Don't try to sanitize us on this day of all days.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 2, 2023
My dream BF:
-worth over $1 billion
-no previous marriages
-no kids
-no close relatives
-prefers to spend most of his time away from me, doing dangerous things like skydiving— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 3, 2023
Before I react to this, I'd like them to explain what "s3x" is. It's certainly not a word in any HUMAN language. https://t.co/MzRsDU20EN
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 4, 2023
Tense error. https://t.co/7HECLocyh6
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 7, 2023
Or, given that using a camera is called "shooting", the right to arm bears.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 7, 2023
These are both useful words with specific meanings; it's just that the yahoos seem unwilling or unable to grasp those meanings, and so instead use them as synonyms for "meanie", "doodyhead", and "someone not like me".
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 8, 2023
I'm not one to kink-shame, but I don't think most people want to see strangers doing this while they're eating. https://t.co/rQPW6TwGYR
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 9, 2023
THIS. Food is a need, too, but that doesn't entitle you to knock someone down & steal their cheeseburger. https://t.co/SOP0MYTORm
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 11, 2023
It's ALL performative, in both camps. Pride made sense as a "Fuck you!" to the state from a marginalized population; it's a ridiculous, ostentatious waste of resources and air as a giant "celebration" sponsored by fascist corporations and attended by cops and Dear Leaders.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 12, 2023
NCAA commissioner Harrison Bergeron would like a word. https://t.co/kqSY5x206y
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 13, 2023
There's a giant skeleton statue in the yard of a house on the route I take back from the nearest town. Everybody seems to like it; right now it's wearing very large Hawaiian shirt. https://t.co/zPwymcQOso
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 14, 2023
But pundits and politicians told me banning anonymity on social media would make everyone more civil! https://t.co/a8UNuZHVoo
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 15, 2023
PROTIP: Every gal in Constantinople lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople. So if you've a date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 16, 2023
The US legal & governmental establishment defines "good moral character" as meaning "total, mindless obedience to every diktat of every politician & bureaucrat, no matter how stupid."
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 17, 2023
Of course, facts are of little interest to prohibitionists, except those they cherry-pick and present in a bed of lies. pic.twitter.com/WoVWJbQMdA
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 18, 2023
I don't *want* a safer world. Dreaming is not *thinking*, and people who whine about "safety" are NEVER thinking about what that actually means.https://t.co/OIu2dPAxxMhttps://t.co/XbsmnQXfG7
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 19, 2023
Watching modern puritans attempt to project their own moral beliefs backward onto people in the past is much funnier when one realizes some of them will live long enough to see future generations of pearl-clutchers doing it to them.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 20, 2023
And the other 30% are kinda stupid.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 21, 2023