Remember, kids, an actor doesn’t actually have to be skeptical or rational to play a rational, skeptical character on TV. – “Traffic Updates”
If you get killed it’ll serve you right and teach your ghost a lesson, by golly!
– “A Friend in Need”
Prohibitionists only accuse me of dishonesty because I won’t support their ridiculous wanking fantasies of international cartels of magical ninja pimps with mind-control powers abducting screaming white girls from shopping malls and bus stops, transporting them around the country in dog crates, and serving them up to hundreds of salivating sex maniacs per week until their genitalia collapse and the diabolical monsters then dispose of them, presumably by flushing them down hotel toilets like unwanted goldfish. – “Cross-Examination“
We all own ourselves, body and soul, and absolutely nobody else has the right to claim ownership over us, to tell us what we can and cannot do with our bodies and lives, or to determine what is best for us; the concept that the “majority”, some “authority”, or the nebulous “state” has the right to use violence to abrogate our self-determination or punish us for our free choices is a moral abomination on par with slavery, and future generations will look back upon prohibition with the same disgust as we view the idea that one human being can literally own another. – “The Maze of Consent“
The only way to ensure that no amateurs are caught up in prostitution stings is to do away with prostitution stings. – “Real Sex“
