I should be taking you to jail! – “Officer” Benjamin Jacquot
I came upon this odd, charming little alternate-world fantasy a few weeks ago; I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. The links above it were provided by Dan Savage, Mark Bennett, Emma Camp, Clarissa, and IncarcerNation (x2), in that order.
- R.I.P. Norman Lear.
- More female cops will certainly fix this.
- Mad-dog cop randomly attacks little boy.
- The earliest known image of Keith Richards.
- Clearly the kids shouldn’t have chosen to be in the car.
- Crime: plugging in to an outlet. Penalty: summary execution.
From the Archives
- Hundreds of hours & thousands of dollars wasted on political showboating.
- Indonesian fanatics have been trying to impose this evil scheme for years.
- Biden tries to take the “sex trafficking” narrative back from the Trumpists.
- Far too many believe all society can be neatly divided into sheep & goats.
- Prohibition never eradicates the banned thing; it just helps shady actors.
- Until there are criminal penalties for this, cops have no incentive to stop.
- Gang committing widespread mayhem is described as merely “troubled”.
- New Zealand cops apparently lack sufficient reasons to brutalize people.
- More cops using non-consenting people as props in a propaganda show.
- The key to breaking these evil laws is recognizing them as punishment.
- Remember, this is not slavery, but lucrative, flexible, voluntary work is.
- PREA is nonsense while screws have absolute power over their victims.
- Cops, muffins, Bob McGrath, Kirstie Alley, Angelo Badalamenti & more.
- Backpage case judge claims the Backpage case “isn’t about Backpage”.
- To an exceptionally-healthy person, rare illnesses are deeply annoying.
- Will South Africa become the 3rd country to achieve decriminalization?
- Even the use of the distancing “former” is the same as for rapist cops.
- The adventures of a fanatical, unhinged lawyer and his pet fantasist.
- Pretending to be a sex worker gets the attention without the stigma.
- Canada often rewards its rapist cops with years-long paid vacations.
- Why are men with so much to lose so goddamned stupid about sex?
- Why are people shocked when men paid to behave violently, do so?
- Cops think they can never have enough pretexts to harass people.
- Kiran Deshmukh of the National Network of Sex Workers in India.
- Cops, odors, Pooh, Charley Pride, John le Carré, and much more.
- We aren’t living in a simulation; at least, not the kind you mean.
- Cops hiding evidence are described as murderer’s “co-workers”.
- Some still believe these sociopaths desire to “protect children”.
- A district court judge has to do SCOTUS’ job because it won’t.
- Arizona screws think they can cure mental illness by torture.
- Why end-to-end encryption is only the beginning of security.
- He wasn’t a “former” warden when he raped three women.
- It’s rare that a rapist cop is stopped after only one victim.
- Still doubt that politicians are deranged megalomaniacs?
- FBI thugs are just federal cops, and behave accordingly.
- Providing some small help to needy kids in a lean year.
- “Lockdowns…mak[e] poor people an awful lot poorer“.
- Prohibitionists care only about “messages”, not facts.
- Bigotry is not a legal justification for sexual assault.
- Cops, snakes, Mars, Anne Rice, and much more.
- Prohibitionists are targeting all online sex work.
- Your government refers to this as “correction”.
- My two previous columns for December 17th.
- But please, tell me more about the “wings”.
- We finally have all of our roofing materials.
- A better toy drive than I initially expected.
- Your “leaders” refer to this as “correction”.
- A tag just for cops caught with child porn.
- Setting an example for his underlings.
- The last day of my 2022 toy drive.
- This subtitle is no exaggeration.
- My shower is almost complete.
- I’m sure you feel safer now.
- Rapist cops of the week.
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