The Honest Courtesan

I should be taking you to jail!  –  “Officer” Benjamin Jacquot

I came upon this odd, charming little alternate-world fantasy a few weeks ago; I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.  The links above it were provided by Dan Savage, Mark Bennett, Emma Camp, Clarissa, and IncarcerNation (x2), in that order.

• R.I.P. Norman Lear.
• More female cops will certainly fix this.
• Mad-dog cop randomly attacks little boy.
• The earliest known image of Keith Richards.
• Clearly the kids shouldn’t have chosen to be in the car.
• Crime: plugging in to an outlet.  Penalty: summary execution.

From the Archives

• Hundreds of hours & thousands of dollars wasted on political showboating.
• Indonesian fanatics have been trying to impose this evil scheme for years.
• Biden tries to take the “sex trafficking” narrative back from the Trumpists.
• Far too many believe all society can be neatly divided into sheep & goats.
• Prohibition never eradicates the banned thing; it just helps shady actors.
• Until there are criminal penalties for this, cops have no incentive to stop.
• Gang committing widespread mayhem is described as merely “troubled”.
• New Zealand cops apparently lack sufficient reasons to brutalize people.
• More cops using non-consenting people as props in a propaganda show.
• The key to breaking these evil laws is recognizing them as punishment.
• Remember, this is not slavery, but lucrative, flexible, voluntary work is.
• PREA is nonsense while screws have absolute power over their victims.
• Cops, muffins, Bob McGrath, Kirstie Alley, Angelo Badalamenti & more.
• Backpage case judge claims the Backpage case “isn’t about Backpage”.
• To an exceptionally-healthy person, rare illnesses are deeply annoying.
• Will South Africa become the 3rd country to achieve decriminalization?
• Even the use of the distancing “former” is the same as for rapist cops.
• The adventures of a fanatical, unhinged lawyer and his pet fantasist.
• Pretending to be a sex worker gets the attention without the stigma.
• Canada often rewards its rapist cops with years-long paid vacations.
• Why are men with so much to lose so goddamned stupid about sex?
• Why are people shocked when men paid to behave violently, do so?
• Cops think they can never have enough pretexts to harass people.
• Kiran Deshmukh of the National Network of Sex Workers in India.
• Cops, odors, Pooh, Charley Pride, John le Carré, and much more.
• We aren’t living in a simulation; at least, not the kind you mean.
• Cops hiding evidence are described as murderer’s “co-workers”.
• Some still believe these sociopaths desire to “protect children”.
• A district court judge has to do SCOTUS’ job because it won’t.
• Arizona screws think they can cure mental illness by torture.
• Why end-to-end encryption is only the beginning of security.
• He wasn’t a “former” warden when he raped three women.
• It’s rare that a rapist cop is stopped after only one victim.
• Still doubt that politicians are deranged megalomaniacs?
• FBI thugs are just federal cops, and behave accordingly.
• Providing some small help to needy kids in a lean year.
• “Lockdowns…mak[e] poor people an awful lot poorer“.
• Prohibitionists care only about “messages”, not facts.
• Bigotry is not a legal justification for sexual assault.
• Cops, snakes, Mars, Anne Rice, and much more.
• Prohibitionists are targeting all online sex work.
• Your government refers to this as “correction”.
• My two previous columns for December 17th.
• But please, tell me more about the “wings”.
• We finally have all of our roofing materials.
• A better toy drive than I initially expected.
• Your “leaders” refer to this as “correction”.
• A tag just for cops caught with child porn.
• Setting an example for his underlings.
• The last day of my 2022 toy drive.
• This subtitle is no exaggeration.
• My shower is almost complete.
• I’m sure you feel safer now.
• Rapist cops of the week.

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