The line between flirting with a woman and ejaculating on her is such a subtle one, it’s just too much to leave it to individual judgment. – “Out of Control (#628)”
If you think it’s “sad” sex is subject to economics, I have only four words to say to you: Grow the fuck up.
– “Too Bad, So Sad”
Women are incapable of making any decisions about our bodies without evil men coercing us, except for abortion of course. – “Count the Idiocies, Again”
The only thing that inflames American prurience as much as people having sex is people not having sex. – “Notoriously Unreliable”

