ONE politician photographed in a clean suit with a shovel in his hand looks like a moron.
Now get a load of THIS moronathon. https://t.co/APeYGKUdrv
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 23, 2024
Oh look, the Scooby gang has pulled the hood off of the Sex Trafficking Phantom, and underneath it was really Old Man Satanic Panic all along. https://t.co/Tn2g4BItuw
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 24, 2024
Sex work is the only field I can think of where there is a special, pejorative term for a manager or agent.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 26, 2024
Why you can't get the Adderall you need to function normally: "[DEA] Investigators found two instances in which Ascent employees had drawn the line but failed to write the word [cancel]."
Allergy sufferers who need pseudoephedrine sympathize with y'all.
Abolish the DEA. https://t.co/80LJBb9imj
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 27, 2024
God forbid people decorate their own property as they like, or that white folks actually live in neighborhoods where the houses can be told apart by something other than the address. https://t.co/vMLVnwNCE8
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 28, 2024
Whenever a headline asks a question, the answer is virtually always "no". https://t.co/cid2PqpxWw https://t.co/xP1KmJXP59
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 29, 2024
These are the same people who believe in widespread "child sex trafficking" and "Satanic ritual abuse". I've seen tumbleweeds more firmly rooted in reality than they are.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 1, 2024
Am I the only person who remembers that when Dr. Bill & his wife Elsie Jean had a baby, they named her Ornithorhynchus anatinus, "Anna" for short? https://t.co/4Bfiv27Pov
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 2, 2024
One of the funniest absurdities of the 21st century is the existence of "radical feminists" who worship a sacred book written by a dead, bearded old white man.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 4, 2024
Humans are, beneath all else, human. They WILL abuse any power they are given if allowed to do so; it is therefore wrong & foolish to give them even the narrowest opportunity to abuse power, nor any leeway in review of their motives, nor the smallest mercy when they DO abuse it.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 4, 2024
It also functioned perfectly, year after year, without ever needing "updates"; it didn't spy on you or get "viruses"; and people couldn't disturb others by toting it into movies & concerts. https://t.co/KXUznl7abR
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 6, 2024
Y'all have a really wimpy concept of "total disaster". He ain't gonna automatically lose the election just because his ersatz Twitter crashed. https://t.co/SYfWTW6fpW
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 8, 2024
It always is, which is why great libraries are burned down and dark ages happen.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 10, 2024
Political parties have been sometimes co-opted or degenerated into cults of personality for as long as political parties have existed. The problem is that in the US, the two largest parties have managed to lock themselves in as the ONLY official ones. So when one degenerates… https://t.co/cPyGFdGUwh
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 12, 2024
The assumption that women are property underlies all sexual laws so completely they can't even get it out of their language ("selling her body"), much less their legal assumptions (casting sex workers as passive, doll-like entities to be done TO rather than doing things).
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 12, 2024
Sex workers will recognize this tendency of progressives to infantilize minorities they claim to "support", demanding they exist as dolls for the progressives to pose and dress in little costumes, and becoming angry when the minorities refuse to act as progressives want them to. https://t.co/dEIW8KGs0n
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 13, 2024
Remember, kids, no matter how disturbing and invasive the unwanted touching, it's OK if somebody in a uniform does it to you! https://t.co/4hBYmb8Ejl
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 14, 2024
Mickey Mouse stars in, "My Mother is a Fish". https://t.co/dyEgyuNx8Q
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 15, 2024
I'm trying to estimate the level of naivety necessary to really believe that stealing a corporation from its owners and giving it to bureaucrats or political cronies will actually DECREASE corruption. But I don't think I've been that silly since I started grammar school.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 16, 2024
I sometimes lie in bed at night, and think about how much money I could've made were I not so ethical.
And then I go to sleep, because I can.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 18, 2024
Your regular reminder that when speaking about young people, "innocence" is merely a fanciful euphemism for "ignorance".
"We want to preserve children's innocence" usually means "we want to keep teenagers ignorant".
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 20, 2024
Correction to this story: white dwarf stars are not "dead"; they are formerly-healthy stars which have lost the glory of their youth and are now limping along in an extended senescence as a pale shadow of their former selves. Kinda like the UK. https://t.co/krIji78h7v
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 20, 2024
Budgeting tip from a person whose income has ALWAYS been uncertain for 40+ years: Avoid recurring expenses wherever possible. There are some you cannot avoid (utilities, food, rent, insurance, etc), so don't add things like car payments if you can substitute a 1-time expenditure.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) March 21, 2024
