I don’t really like to criticize other high-profile sex workers, but Buzzfeed has given the porn performer Stoya an advice column, and bluntly speaking, a lot of her advice is just plain bad. I criticized one of her responses before, in a column back in February, but the advice she gave that time wasn’t nearly as bad as the advice in this column from April 30th, which if followed is very likely to destroy the questioner’s marriage. Since most porn performers have done at least some escorting, I presume Stoya isn’t completely ignorant of that type of sex work, so I can’t fathom how she completely missed the bus here. This is an edited version of the reader’s question:
My wife and I stopped having sex regularly after our kids were born. It dwindled from almost daily sex to maybe once a month…We…tried therapy, but…she would get angry if I suggested sex and would say she found my sexual “neediness” unattractive. I love my wife and the last thing I wanted to do was push her, so I stopped trying and decided to take care of my needs through masturbation, but she caught me once and said she found it pathetic. About a year ago…I tried to open up a discussion about our missing sexual life but was quickly shut down. “That part of my life is over” was my wife’s response. She’s 41…One day, I went to a massage parlor…there was something so healing about human touch. Since then, I’ve been to several…and…I’ve found a few regular spots that are friendly and well-run…The women I see are thoughtful, funny, and empathetic about sex and men’s bodies’ needs…While I still desire my wife, I don’t feel the need to press and annoy her, and I understand that part of her life might be over. (It’s been six years since we even kissed.) The thing I fear the most is that the image of my wife, of her body, is being replaced by the images of these other women, with these massage ladies fill a gaping hole in my life. Should I stop?
And here are the parts of Stoya’s answer which caused me to think “What the fuck?”
…to be on the ethical side of things, you would need to at least float the idea of opening things up with your wife. Ideally your wife would know about and be OK with—or even approve of—your behavior, but her shaming reaction to finding you masturbating leads me to suspect she’d be very upset, so brace yourself for a less-than-enthused response. Your wife sounds closed off to communication about sex in general, and I agree a life without sex doesn’t sound healthy for you at least, so you’d likely both benefit from a professional third party to help along any future discussion…
No, no, no, FUCK no. I have no idea what she was smoking when she wrote that, but it’s a recipe for disaster. This is a woman who shamed and ridiculed her own husband for masturbating after she unceremoniously cut him off; how could anyone who has lived among adult humans for more than a few months believe that asking such a narcissistic, controlling, authoritarian prude for an open arrangement would result in anything but a catastrophe? Women who are mature enough to accept “open” relationships do not go around calling their husbands “pathetic”, “unattractive” and “needy” for having a sex drive in their forties. And asking a selfish, judgy, sexually-immature woman for an open relationship is going to be about as productive as throwing a stick of dynamite into a cesspool. If she doesn’t immediately demand a divorce (which might very well happen), she’s going to A) subject her husband to more ridicule and abuse; and B) become suspicious and start watching his every move to detect “infidelity”. If this dude had written me I’d have given him the same advice I give every husband in a similar situation: find a discreet sex worker you like and trust, keep your damned mouth shut about the subject, and just be satisfied with whatever aspects of your married life have caused you to stay married to someone who, from where I’m sitting, doesn’t seem to give a shit about you.
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“The thing I fear the most is that the image of my wife, of her body, is being replaced by the images of these other women, with these massage ladies fill a gaping hole in my life.”
If he continues to love his wife, as opposed to staying only for the sake of the children, he needn’t worry about his memories of her being replaced.
They will fade, but that’s natural and not his fault. If his wife were willing to provide any form of intimacy, he’d have new memories which would augment and renew the older ones.
Instead, he will have new memories of the professionals who are saving his marriage. They won’t replace his wife’s image, but will exist alongside hers.
Holy shit. This article was an eye popper to me. This man is just trying to from what was written trying as you said to honour his marriage. And than suggested a open end marriage to a degree if I read it right. And your assessment was as you put it most likely correct.
But hopefully he will just realize his life will not get any better and if the kids have not grown up enough to leave the nest than he should just suck it up. Be a prisoner of no sex and be their for his children. I suspect the children will see the truth at some point down the road. If not than he did what I consider the honourable thing. But that is my opinion nothing more nothing less.
Dear Ms. Mcneill,
Let the tricking begin.
How can than the wife possibly claim to love the husband asking the question? Playing along with someone you aren’t attracted to is just not that hard if you care about them at all.