Nature is…a bitch goddess and She often makes us want things that clearheaded consideration would declare absolutely terrible ideas. – “It Was Twenty Years Ago Today”
Anyone who would be “alarmed” at the sight of a nipple needs to just stay home with a coloring book.
– “Little Boxes (#602)”
Death and I are old friends; he was gracious enough not to interrupt my work before it was done, and it’s the least I can do to return that favor when the time comes. –
“Die Young, Stay Pretty”
Our culture worships “mutuality” in sex as though it were a cultic totem, even though it’s as undependable and ultimately meaningless as “love at first sight”. – “Tit for Tat”
The secret to balancing realism and idealism is understanding that morality is independent of results or even recognition.
– “Its Own Reward”
Prohibitionists…wouldn’t know a moral compass if one were driven into their faces with an impact wrench. – “The Elephant and the Mouse“
