The US educational system, folks. https://t.co/GM7wW75FJ0
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 20, 2023
I see that same kindergarten shit right here on Twitter. Fuck censorship, which encourages the nervous to self-censor in painfully-dumb ways. https://t.co/jNTGFglLEI
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 21, 2023
They can keep it in a desk drawer right next to the ones that say "Warrant approved" and "Defense motion denied".
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 22, 2023
"Buttered cinnamon-sugar toast", or as it's known to normal people, "cinnamon toast", a snack so common there's a breakfast cereal named for it. Was this dude raised in a cave in Borneo?
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 24, 2023
"Shooting at someone as they are running away" sounds so much less cowardly than "shooting someone in the back." https://t.co/I8OCBakvdo
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 27, 2023
Female cops get off on cosplaying as sex workers, then destroying the lives of mostly-minority men seeking consensual sex.
They need psychiatric help, not accolades in the media. https://t.co/0Sa1XxQtns
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 28, 2023
Message for those I've offered an invite to, but are hesitant to actually use it: pic.twitter.com/arZ3u97Jaw
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 30, 2023
I won't send you a "Last chance to donate for a 2023 tax break!" email because, as a whore, IRS wouldn't grant me tax-exempt status even if I were foolish enough to give them all my information. So if you would like to support me, tomorrow or next week is just as good as today!
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) December 31, 2023
Oh, and the orbiting nuclear platforms of the 1970s; can't forget them.
"Star Trek" is, canonically, NOT in our future.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 1, 2024
"It’s big enough to really do some damage — 0.81 miles, or 1.3 milometers, long…"
"Milometers". But news sites still think editors are optional.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 2, 2024
After several decades of the Establishment pretending that the word "sex" inserted into any statement about a person immediately invalidates any and all contributions that person has made or ever will make, can you blame the fanatics for trying?
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 4, 2024
I know this is difficult for many of you, but surrendering your thinking to any political party or other other thought group doesn't make you more intelligent; it makes you intellectually lazy, even if you sincerely believe the group you join has better ideas than others.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 5, 2024
I've been seeing some REALLY weird tweets about Little Christmas over the past few days. It really pisses me off when political fanatics get the ignorant to pretend the day is about their shit instead of what it's been about for thousands of years.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 7, 2024
Protip: If you're trying to persuade people on a philosophical point using an intellectual approach, it's probably best not to use "ur" to mean "your".
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 8, 2024
…description rather than a word (see also the 9-syllable moronic mouthful "digital video disc player"), it is reduced to an initialism which isn't pronounced as a one-syllable acronym ("soov") as it COULD be, but rather shouted spondaically as "Ess! You! Vee!"
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 9, 2024
What lamebrains call "intelligence". pic.twitter.com/f9DsSNMZMc
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 11, 2024
Even when admitting guilt, they can't get out of that passive-voice habit. As an English teacher given this sentence in a paper, I'd have circled "was dragged" in red and written "By whom?" in the margin. https://t.co/CKigcjkg1t
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 12, 2024
THIS RIGHT HERE.
If you believe Establishment DEI bureaucracies actually promote diversity & equity, do you also believe the US Justice department actually promotes justice? https://t.co/q7GbUK9oNs
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 13, 2024
The spawn of Cthulhu, apparently. https://t.co/F5c8bmyFhO
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 14, 2024
Wouldn't it be cheaper and easier to just demonstrate that you're a gullible fool on social media? pic.twitter.com/txD1zoJxAk
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 15, 2024
The weakest, of course. I want to still be sober enough to count the fucking money and be sure it isn't counterfeit.
Some of you amateurs don't have the damned sense you were born with. https://t.co/7gUkvUbeu2
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 16, 2024
There's a reason women in developed countries who CAN choose, usually choose to have fewer kids. Even in the days before reliable birth control, there was the simple expedient of pretending not to notice one's husband's affairs.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 17, 2024
Oooooh, SO close. If it were only GOP voters who wanted government theater, we might still have a functional government.
Don't confuse wanting a slightly different KIND of theater with not wanting theater at all. https://t.co/XIcX4AMWIk
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 19, 2024
