The butthole is one of the finest innovations in the past 540 million years of animal evolution. – Amy Maxmen
This silly song reflects my feelings about the silly, vapid portrayal of “love” that makes Valentine’s Day so odious to me, which is so different from the real, deep kind of love that truly bonds people. The links above the video were provided by Jesse Walker, Asawin Suebsaeng, Jesse Walker again, Mistress Matisse, Emma Camp, Kendra Holliday, and Lucy Steigerwald.
- R.I.P. Tom Robbins.
- Mad emperor is mad.
- The world’s oldest asshole.
- This week in artificial stupidity.
- Cops brutalize man for changing a tire.
- Artificial stupidity is creeping into libraries.
- In which artificial stupidity meets idiocracy.
From the Archives
- Everyone who spread “sex trafficking” hysteria contributed to this atrocity.
- I don’t usually think ages are an important detail, but this is an exception.
- Why can’t reporters grasp that forced sex is still rape if the rapist is a cop?
- Cops, “land acknowledgments”, Betty Davis, Ivan Reitman, & much more.
- Eroding civil liberties only starts with “undesirables”; it never stops there.
- Lawheads still believe barricades magically eliminate the need for money.
- The government thinks you shouldn’t be allowed any privacy whatsoever.
- Victoria becomes the world’s 4th jurisdiction to achieve decriminalization.
- While sex work is marginalized, sex workers will be targeted for violence.
- Bloodthirsty politicians are furious about having their crusades thwarted.
- Censorious politicians compete to make new laws more unconstitutional.
- He aced the predatory pervert job requirement, but failed the lying test.
- The racism of European “anti-trafficking” schemes grows more obvious.
- They figure describing rape as “sex trafficking” will net a larger payout.
- Texas’ ice-pick self-lobotomization is becoming increasingly spasmodic.
- Cops, artificial stupidity, Michael Jayston, Mojo Nixon, and much more.
- It’s amazing how often people die mysteriously when cops are around.
- A politician fails to realize a prohibitionist trope is past its sell-by date.
- There are no surprises in this article on sex workers accepting bitcoin.
- Like something written a decade ago at the apex of the moral panic.
- The resources flushed down the “culture war” toilet are incalculable.
- The absurdity becomes more obvious when we substitute “toaster”.
- It’s rare for a UK article on sex work to be so free of dysphemisms.
- Even seemingly-consensual sex with a cop may be something else.
- What kind of defective adult thinks it’s OK to do this to a teenager?
- Any information you give to cops can and will be used against you.
- Another government scheme to normalize constant surveillance.
- Cops use their panopticon exactly as EFF predicted they would.
- Denying bright kids honors or AP classes makes you an abuser.
- The state wants vengeance for the loss of future tax revenue.
- Even cases of actual coercion don’t look much like the myths.
- Too bad all authoritarian organizations aren’t so short-lived.
- Most Americans still believe France is a sex-positive society.
- I’m glad I was wrong about the lawsuit’s chance of success.
- It seems weird to me when things are open on Mardi Gras.
- Coverage of these incidents is growing more sympathetic.
- The fourth installment of my six-part review of Blake’s 7.
- Sexual violence is endemic to policing as an institution.
- Feeling nostalgic for a time just before I was born.
- Cops, The Onion, Raquel Welch, and much more.
- Adding a ramp to the north side of my annex.
- My two previous columns for Valentine’s Day.
- I don’t go to a gym, but I do own a farm.
- The Rites of Throwback Thursday.
- The cashmere sweater club.
- Fixing a leak in my hot tub.
- Rapist cops of the week.
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