You can’t be a heterosexual one day and a lesbian the next day.
– Andrew Bird
In a few weeks I’ll probably let up on mocking Fifty Shades of Grey, but not until I run out of good parodies like this video contributed by Jason Kuznicki. The links above it were provided by Jesse Walker (“Throxeus”), Violet Blue (“lube”), Ally Fogg (“gay”), Popehat (“protect”), Lenore Skenazy (“not news”), and Mike Siegel (“genetics”).
- Throxeus?
- The War on Lube.
- “A fecal time bomb.”
- Are you gay enough?
- To protect and serve.
- This week in not-news.
- An urban legend from Vietnam.
- I don’t know about genetics, but they’re great in bed.
From the Archives
- Paint, cities, robots, Ys, cops, bureaucrats, bugs, bunnies, guns, philosophy, kings, myths, clichés, interjections & terrifying pastries.
- A video by Carol Leigh on the memorials for Petite Jasmine & Dora Özer.
- Too bad BBC can’t be this honest & sympathetic about modern clients.
- Dutch “authorities” narrow bottleneck, wonder why “crime” increases.
- How do verification services like Date Check and P411 screen escorts?
- Is there a penis length or thickness that is too large for most escorts?
- Emi Koyama exposes journalists who knowingly repeated false myth.
- Cops, lawheads, kangaroos, Dali, cats, cannoli, time, porn & weed.
- Molly Crabapple on the vile Project ROSE & its equally-vile founder.
- Cops puzzled when “rescued” whores immediately return to work.
- In which I go far outside my comfort zone to attend a symposium.
- Margo St. James on the birth of the sex worker rights movement.
- More evidence of the evangelical basis for “sex trafficking” myth.
- Two previous columns for International Sex Worker Rights Day.
- The vulnerable party in a sex work transaction isn’t the whore.
- All leaders are equally awful, no matter how they try to hide it.
- The “Facebook pimps” myth just keeps growing and growing.
- What positions are good for a small penis and a large vagina?
- Japanese politicians sue to remove comfort women memorial.
- Nobody can challenge secret surveillance because it’s secret.
- Another attempt to impose the Swedish model on the UK.
- Harm reduction dangerously disrupted by cop “cleansing”.
- Few Irish politicians dare to stand up to Magdalene nuns.
- Nevada is not more whore-friendly than other US states.
- ASPaSIA is working on a code of ethics for sex workers.
- Yet another example of what real sex slavery looks like.
- Should I “out” a sex worker friend to my other friends?
- Can mature, chubby women make a living as escorts?
- A thorough refutation of Neumayer, Cho and Dreher.
- Justine Reilly, Ruhama’s all-purpose anti-whore shill.
- “Following the Money: Spending on Anti-Trafficking”.
- Bitcoin is now the world’s best-performing currency.
- I like Belle Knox more with every article she writes.
- I just love it when predators feed on one another.
- I love it when Jacob Sullum tears into Nick Kristof.
- “Rescue” NGO pays court to charge an opponent.
- A synthetic article constructed to prove a point.
- Targeting strip clubs with bureaucratic bullshit.
- It’s nice to have so much more company lately.
- California arrests are advertised as “rescues”.
- A serial rapist and a serial killer are convicted.
- A cop is a cop, even when she’s a sex worker.
- Secret Lives and A Natural History of Rape.
- How can I get my wife to talk dirty to me?
- A challenge to prostitution laws in Ohio.
- More on Melissa Gira Grant’s new book.
- Finland imposes Swedish-scented laws.
- Because financial survival is shameful.
- Unpacking the sex trafficking panic.
- Cuckoo Clock McCain is at it again.
- Who really paid her, and for what?
- What decriminalization looks like.
- An interview with Tracy Quan.
- Who victimizes sex workers?
- Rapist cops of the week.
- Baby cured of HIV.
- King of the hill!
