You couldn’t tell me if Peyton contacted Santa Claus or a terrorist, can you? Was it a bomb or a recipe for banana pudding? – Gibson Holladay
A taco restaurant decided to turn security camera footage of a robbery into a commercial, with hilarious results. The first two links above the video are from Nun Ya, the third from Jesse Walker and the fourth from Brooke Magnanti. I apologize for the short list this week; as I explained in Friday’s column, I was rather busy.
- Birds of a feather.
- Laws are more important than people.
- I’m holding out for my own action figure.
- Why human proofreaders are still important.
- Government is just a word for the things we choose to do together.
From the Archives
- St. Louis cops tell politicians that knife-wielding hookers who need to be gunned down in the street are among “the risks officers face every day”.
- Cops, creepypasta, headlines, overcriminalization, censorship, exploding vegetables & TSA propaganda.
- Supposed “sex slavery” decades in the past is unsupported by anything remotely resembling evidence.
- Tinder appears to be the new hub for aggressive moralists seeking to sexually shame others.
- The increasing grandiosity of the Bakken oil field subsection of “sex trafficking” mythology.
- Another good way to give lies weight in the public mind: embed them in an infographic.
- Anything written on a card held up by a po-faced person in a photo must be true.
- Blog debunking prohibitionist mythology makes it into the national media.
- Referring to the same old lies as “new statistics” is a pretty stupid move.
- Court frees woman convicted as whore for wearing high-heeled boots.
- Good takedown of a ridiculously mouth-foaming anti-whore screed.
- The most revealing look yet at New York’s “sex trafficking” courts.
- Only men are smart enough to “use the tools of modern business”.
- “If you don’t like that, perhaps having children is not a good idea.”
- A game whose developers want to promote empathy for whores.
- Apne Aap tries to lower the “average age of debut” myth to 11.
- Kevin Bales is completely bereft of the faculty of introspection.
- My two previous columns for Epiphany (AKA Little Christmas).
- Skepticism about “gypsy whores” becomes more widespread.
- Anti-sex crusader brags about ignoring sex worker activists.
- Terrorist toddlers, Garfunkel & Oates, headlines and cops.
- “5 Ways Life as a Prostitute is Nothing Like You Expect”
- Mira Sorvino fantasizes about 4-year-old “sex slaves”.
- More “sex trafficking” clownishness in North Dakota.
- He made sure we’ll never hear her side of the story.
- Duplicity in an ad for an “alternative” to labioplasty.
- How can you really make a covered blowjob work?
- Another vomiting out of evil, hysterical nonsense.
- Another attempt to criminalize “revenge porn”.
- Virginia politicians try to recriminalize oral sex.
- Texas has 25% of all “sex trafficking” victims!
- Russia bars transgender people from driving.
- The indispensable Wendy Lyon does it again.
- Another violent attack on a Baghdad brothel.
- The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
- Rapist cops of the week, 2014 and 2015.
- A short biography of Mandy Rice-Davies.
- Another serial killer preying on whores.
- What’s next after Bedford vs Canada?
- Shaking off learned helplessness.
- Another pre-Olympic sex purge.
- Cowboys4Angels is at it again.
- 2013 and 2014 in review.
- King of the hill!
You have an excellent point on that “Big Anus” pic. By the way, I’d like to hear your thoughts on Tom Woods, Jr. of “The Tom Woods Show.”
Hilarious. This requires several people to fail though. I am pretty sure if I ordered a sticker like that here, they would ask back whether this was really what I wanted and the person attaching the sticker may ask too. Different work-ethics, I guess.