Five years ago, in the introduction to “Concubine“, I wrote:
I must admit that I’m surprised I’ve been able to deliver [a new story] every month; I always used to say that unlike my dependable and constant Muse of Nonfiction, my Muse of Fiction was like a sulky girlfriend: when she wanted me she demanded my undivided attention, but when she didn’t want me I couldn’t even get her on the phone. But ever since “The Trick”, she has visited me without fail at least once per month, usually without my even having to beg her…
I repeated the joke in the foreword to Ladies of the Night, and until last year it was true. But as my available time shrank and my commitments increased, I found that inspiration often came more slowly, and I had to beg a lot more often. Fewer of my stories were (in my own opinion) really inspired or especially memorable, and the ones that were revealed a lot more of my soul than was the norm before. Several of the stories came to me literally hours before publication, then this past February I cheated by letting someone else tell a story, and last month I quietly and unceremoniously slipped another type of essay into the usual story slot. But if I keep doing that y’all are going to notice, so here we are. Some ideas were bouncing around my brain, but as of this writing none of them has gelled and I’m very tired and about to go and get myself a milkshake. So what I’m thinking is, I’m going to take a brief hiatus from fiction; the next story I think of will be an exclusive for my new book, The Forms of Things Unknown, which I plan to start compiling this coming week. I know this kind of sucks, but consider that I’ve had an almost unbroken run of one story per month for six years; that’s 72 stories in all. That’s really very damned good; I don’t think many writers are that prolific. I also don’t think my Muse has really returned to her old sulky ways; she’s probably just tired and wants a little vacation. Or maybe she’s suffering from PMS, or thinks I’ve been neglecting her. Maybe this is her way of getting me to do the book. But one way or another, I’m sure she’ll be sending me inspiration again in short order, and I’ll soon be serving up new tales on a regular basis again. And if not, it was a good thing while it lasted!
Well, would you mind if I plugged my books, to help fill the fiction void?
May I make a somewhat silly joke?
Life is about the survival of patterns (aka “information”). Genes are one kind of information, memes are another. Both procreate in a somewhat similar way: Memes get injected into another brain, where they combine with other information to form new patterns, “thought babies”. Communication is memetic sex, and we’re having it right now (a great sentence to shut up talkative family, by the way).
So, being prolific with short stories over a short period of time, your profession… Is there a pattern here?
Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Just relax. The Muse will be back, sooner or later. Maybe, you sent her away, because you need some time alone in your head…?
I look forward to reading your next short story collection whenever it gets finished. In the meantime, I guess there’s only one thing to do…
Please Honest Courtesan, write and write faster
You’re not going to get any younger, you know!
Ummm…thanks, I guess? But Eddie, it’s probably never wise to remind a woman that she’s getting older. Especially not when she’s a famous beauty who earns her living by her looks.
Maggie, this doesn’t excuse my thoughtlessness, but I notice that the YouTube link I post isn’t working. The part about “you aren’t going to get any younger you know” is a reference to Paul and Storm’s song “Write Like The Wind (George R.R. Martin)”. If the following link does not work, it will be easy to find on YouTube.
Eddie, I understood your allusion from the beginning, and I’m not upset. I just want you to remember that despite what silly people may think, men and women are not actually the same, and some adjectives or adjectival phrases simply aren’t interchangeable between the genders.
You might not be upset, but if I posted that same joke on another woman’s blog, SHE might have been upset. I need to be a bit more thoughtful about how others might react before I hit “send”—and yes, that also means keeping in mind that women will react differently to certain things than men.
My apologies. My intent was to compliment your writing by comparing the eagerness of your fans to read your next book with those of GRRM, which this song pokes fun at. I try to be polite and respectful, but I don’t always think things through.