The homeowner told police it also appeared someone had eaten some of his Krave cereal.
YouTube threw this video at me last week, and I literally laughed out loud even though I was sober. The links above it were provided by Franklin Harris, Missy Mariposa, Furrygirl, Peter Roman (x2), and Elizabeth N. Brown, in that order.
- As one does.
- Nightmare of the week.
- I hate it when this happens.
- Not for any reason WHATSOEVER.
- What part of “never” do people not get?
- Because fish are more important than poor people.
From the Archives
- Everett, WA declares “women who dress like sluts are asking to be raped”.
- Never mind the concentration camps Russia already had for sex workers.
- Will Greens become the 2nd US political party to adopt decriminalization?
- Easier to get away with rape if you’re literally in bed with the prosecutor.
- Prohibitionists’ attachment to this dumb canard is working against them.
- A politician is someone who believes one can never have too many laws.
- What’s more pretentious than an opera based on a current moral panic?
- This was only investigated because unsolved cases make cops look bad.
- Myths convince Switzerland to narrow the bottleneck for legal sex work.
- Technically competent but woefully naive kids exploited by police state.
- Another of the men who want to “protect” Seattle from consensual sex.
- “Having sexual conduct” is an especially clumsy euphemism for “rape”.
- Sex workers’ own social network in case we’re censored from Twitter.
- Turkey continues its campaign to close brothels despite their legality.
- Alas, in our post-factual era this doesn’t help as much as it once did.
- Who needs the cops to out HIV+ people when dating apps can do it?
- One day I hope to see myself described as a “rebellious prostitute”.
- Twisted authoritarian minds think consensual sex is “complicated”.
- I bet this was either a findom arrangement or a blackmail fantasy.
- Our cop-worshiping culture lauds this sexual predator as a “hero”.
- Woman says toasters have “feelings”, but whores are subhuman.
- Describing an act of barbaric violence like a visit to a thrift store.
- Edmonton, Alberta literally treats sex workers like wild animals.
- Defining a non-crime as a “crime” creates all kinds of problems.
- Cops, J. Geils, magnetism, nightmares, language & much more.
- The need to censor is one of the most twisted of perversions.
- Asstoon says he’s not just a savior, but an actual messiah.
- Possibly the most pathetic of all things: a gay male prude.
- Because obviously his sex rays might harm sick children.
- It usually starts with us, but it never, ever stops with us.
- Honest headline: “NYPD Creeps Threaten Lonely Men”.
- An interview with Laura Agustín about her new book.
- A long-form article about Dungeons and Dragons.
- Cops, surveillance, Oingo Boingo and much more.
- A sex worker-friendly offshore hosting company.
- An excerpt from the new novel by T.J. Corcoran.
- This tells me all I need to know about Harlots.
- Even Myanmar gets it more than the US does.
- Anti-whore assholes just keep getting bolder.
- Cannabis decriminalization in New Orleans.
- Preparing to launch my website bookstore.
- The real effect of “sex trafficking” laws.
- A call to action by Stacey Swimme.
- Getting worse before it gets better.
- Moral panic + censorship = profit.
- Jim Jefferies vs. SESTA/FOSTA.
- The destruction of Backpage.
- An incredibly busy week.
- Rapist cop of the week.
- Cishet male privilege!
Here’s hoping the guy in the last link will no longer be poor after his lawyers sue the prosecutor and police for NOT READING THE LAW BEFORE THEY ARRESTED HIM. But most likely the courts will let them off under qualified immunity, because it’s the first time someone’s been falsely-arrested for abusing a fish, and so the cops couldn’t know what is clearly written in the law.