Every young generation loves to think it invented extramarital sex, and every older generation loves to condemn them as though it were really true. – “All Wet”
Law enforcement loves to [claim]…they’re rescuing us. They’re only rescuing us from being able to pay our bills. – “Printed To Fit”
Our profession truly is the oldest one on Earth. Older than the pyramids, older than cities. Older even than Homo Sapiens …We are as eternal as the sea; our enemies are mere insects, who annoy for a season and are then gone.
– “For My Sisters”
The nation’s mainstream press…argue about what size Cinderella’s glass slippers were and consult “experts” about what Teletubbies eat for breakfast. – “On Tape”
Trying to hide or disguise [my] personality would’ve been almost as difficult as trying to get a new head. – “Being Maggie“
