Online dating "advice" for straight squares always sounds like something syndicated from Bizarro World. pic.twitter.com/6PVJJFNvEj
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 21, 2024
The horrifying practice of treating young adults as pets, completely at the mercy of their parents' whims and hangups, is something society should be moving away from, but instead it's only growing worse.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 23, 2024
Is the birth camel what they have in desert countries in place of storks? https://t.co/wXCW0kXC8U
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 24, 2024
Honestly, I think if I saw that I would feel compelled to pull them all down and arrange them properly. A librarian's heart can only take so much.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 25, 2024
Don't worry, Big Bird; to God, there is no zero. https://t.co/6dVsGsXVfk
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 27, 2024
Some people distort, exaggerate, or downplay their experiences in order to advance their agenda. But most just flat-out lie.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 27, 2024
And this is pure senile babble: https://t.co/uJjFJF0YHm
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 28, 2024
This is a loose corollary to #McNeillsLaw, which states: "The more vociferously a man condemns some particular sexual practice, the more likely he is to be a practitioner." https://t.co/M29i7C4aEk
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 29, 2024
I often feel like one of the Enterprise crew on that planet where the entire population were children. pic.twitter.com/zeZfeYOEq1
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 30, 2024
He should've chosen the lesser of two weevils. https://t.co/wLOKcaDnIf
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) January 31, 2024
Anything by Disaster Area. https://t.co/09Y8ZUuUMv
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 1, 2024
Presented without comment. pic.twitter.com/sIWj385xOX
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 2, 2024
Why do so few people comprehend that you don't need to trust, respect, or even agree with other adults to stop trying to interfere in their lives or overrule their decisions?
You simply have to recognize that their personal lives are NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 3, 2024
I can't name even ONE. But I'm here for any individual who makes a good living doing their own thing and hurting nobody, especially when it pisses off culture warriors and/or partisans of one kind or another. https://t.co/QRDbqRPjxW
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 4, 2024
I realized long ago that whenever one is unimpressed with a song, movie, TV show, performer, etc that everyone else seems to think is the GREATEST THING EVER, it's best to simply remain silent on the topic.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 5, 2024
STOP CALLING IT AI. There's no "intelligence" in these machines; they are just complex sorting algorithms, like a super-Rolodex.
Machines are incapable of "intelligence" at our current tech level; anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something. https://t.co/zr9moHBX7Q
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 6, 2024
But apparently, cops are such big kahunas they have the right to ignore the "spirit of Aloha" as they please. https://t.co/MWKOi9QtRG
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 8, 2024
It's always rather funny when a fanatical devotee of fundamentalist Christianity or fundamentalist feminism (they're hard to tell apart) tries to attack me on some post from over a decade ago, and the best they can come up with is "You're a whore!" And I'm like, "Yes, and?"
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 9, 2024
It's rather revolting to realize that there really ARE people who think "If you wouldn't drink milk with a turd floating in it, you SHOULD eat shit with honey sprinkled on it" is some kind of reasonable argument.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 10, 2024
I heard that today is Superb Owl Sunday, so here's my first contribution: pic.twitter.com/bZCzTTt323
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 11, 2024
Maybe he should have millions of "WIN" buttons printed to distribute at rallies. https://t.co/uFuaDo8HLK
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 12, 2024
Politicians: please stop publicly fellating your "leader". If you MUST make such a display, do it on one of those porn sites y'all are all trying to ban, rather than foisting it on those of us who don't want to see it.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 13, 2024
I keep telling y'all that we're entering a new dark age. But please, keep dismissing me as a crank if it makes you feel better. https://t.co/ga0WjEDJvQ
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 14, 2024
When any spokescreature for any organization tells you they're "shocked and saddened" by some evil in their midst, it's a safe bet that A) they are not shocked at all; and B) the only thing they're "sad" about is the possibility that their income or power will be affected.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 16, 2024
1) Idiots who want to raise their own taxes demand politicians make it harder to build housing.
2) Housing supply shrinks relative to population
3) Value of existing property rises
4) Rents rise
5) Investors start trading houses like stocks
6) Idiots get angry at the homeless— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 17, 2024
Multicultural creationism is still creationism. https://t.co/Nt17pCwEdI
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 18, 2024
Your regular reminder that there is no such thing as "artificial intelligence". This young woman is being screened by a flawed, biased algorithm programmed by flawed, biased humans, not interviewed by fucking Commander Data. https://t.co/TkGU0bhoqT
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 19, 2024
Have you ever read comic books or sci-fi from the Kennedy period or immediately thereafter? The representation of Kennedy & his magic powers is eerily reminiscent of the way Trump is depicted now by his fans, but with nobody presenting a contrary view. It's kinda horrifying.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) February 20, 2024
