I don’t think I could conceal my lesbian side any less if I went around wearing a T-shirt with “DYKE” on the back and a picture of Melissa Ethridge on the front. – “East is East and West is West”
The reality of human sexuality is a whole world; describing it requires at least four dimensions plus time. – “Two-dimensional”
Revolutions are caused by governments. – “Cornered Animals”
Cassandra is done being polite, and isn’t ever going to let y’all forget that she warned y’all about that fucking horse. – “I Told You So”
It’s bad enough that these immense leeches skulk around behind us online and off, hungrily licking up the data traces we all inadvertently leave behind us as horses leave shit everywhere; do y’all really have to give them information voluntarily as well? – “Fuck You, Pay Me“

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