You’re not the minority anymore. – Old Karen’s friend
When Mike Siegel tweeted a TikTok video of Creepy Stare Piano Guy performing “My Heart Will Go On” on rubber chickens, I went to YouTube to find a copy I could embed, but it was not there. However, this cover of the same song by a different deadpan rubber chicken musician was, so here you go. The links above it were provided by Nun Ya (x2), Ryan Marino (x2), Mike Siegel again, and Radley Balko, in that order.
- This week in artificial stupidity.
- Cops as suicide assistance providers.
- Writer arrested for sitting while black.
- Was this “protecting” or “serving”? Hard to tell.
- Gotta like a headline that starts with “defiant nuns”.
- Government is just a word for the things we choose to do together.
From the Archives
- Fascists want to destroy young people’s lives before they even get started.
- The predictable result of giving aggressive men power over young women.
- My 1st profession has become as much an authoritarian target as my 2nd.
- Sleeping with a cop is one of the most dangerous things a woman can do.
- How long will the US ignore the costs of its sick worship of state violence?
- This will continue as long as fools teach children obedience to “authority”.
- The government’s evil clown show has been renewed for another season.
- The less often I have to mooch like a public TV station, the happier I am.
- In the 21st century, censorship & surveillance are tightly bound together.
- “Sexual misconduct targeting vulnerable women” is used to mean “rape”.
- Erosion of civil liberties starts with “undesirables”, but never stops there.
- If prohibitionists want to “rescue” whores, why keep us from other jobs?
- Censorship is very popular in dark ages, which is why they’re dark ages.
- Cops excuse any right violation with magic words like “crime” or “gang”.
- The naive can’t grasp why so many women are reluctant to report rape.
- Stupid authoritarian diktats should always result in political humiliation.
- Clearview’s still trying to rehabilitate its reputation among useful idiots.
- Texas’ ice-pick self-lobotomization is becoming increasingly spasmodic.
- When “sex trafficking” is used to mean ordinary “Fly Me To You” deals.
- Surely you didn’t think this would only be used to punish sex workers?
- Politicians viewing kinky porn is less an issue than being psychopaths.
- “Sex trafficking” hysteria rests on pseudoscience, woo, and nonsense.
- Americans will believe basically any scaremongering about teenagers.
- Cops, metaphors, pumpkin people, David McCallum, and much more.
- Too bad cops don’t spend all their time fantasy role-playing together.
- Inability to pass a law doesn’t stop politicians from getting their way.
- Irish “gypsy whores” tales were quaint even before they were passé.
- I’ve never understood why some men are so attached to this notion.
- Some politicians are starting to admit Shotspotter is a boondoggle.
- Women of childbearing age should avoid Alabama if at all possible.
- Cops, archaeology, Shel Silverstein, Henry Silva, and much more.
- Just another study showing the same results as every other one.
- Cop and preacher is like the molester equivalent of a full house.
- A new censorship regime has been imposed on British subjects.
- Expect nothing but hypocrisy from any part of any government.
- The South Carolina Supreme Court declares itself illegitimate.
- In mass surveillance, fascism beats communism hands down.
- An in-depth look at the arguments in the anti-FOSTA suit.
- The entire Utah rescue industry appears to be collapsing.
- Read this if you wish, but pay attention to the slant.
- Cops, library bats, Maggie Smith, and much more.
- Hypocritical trash behaving like hypocritical trash.
- Welcome to the “safe” future you keep voting for.
- Every damned time I think I’m done with rooves…
- It’s too bad most arrests aren’t of other cops.
- Building a shower in my new bathroom.
- The Revenge of Throwback Thursday.
- My two previous columns for Mabon.
- Another curated selection of tweets.
- A rapist cop’s evil begets more evil.
- Oh look, another “youth pastor”.
- A good year for tomatoes.
- Throwback Thursday, MD.
- Rapist cops of the week.
- This is called pomace.
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