You shouldn’t be able to breathe, you stupid bastard.
– William Jennette’s murderer
For a number of reasons, novelty songs aren’t really a thing any more, but the 1960s were their heyday; all through that decade, one subgenre was novelty songs recorded by the stars of hit TV shows, often (though not always) in character. Here’s one example I hadn’t seen before, called to my attention by Franklin Harris; the links above it were provided by Scott Greenfield, Clarissa, Mike Siegel, Mistress Matisse, and Cop Crisis (x2), in that order.
- The dreaded violins hepa!
- I hate it when this happens.
- Still think this can be “reformed”?
- A lot of men would pay good money for this.
- Cops keep showing you exactly what they are.
- What would the state do if a non-cop made this “mistake”?
From the Archives
- Cops raping sex workers is so accepted in PA the state actively defends it.
- Yet another pogrom in the pocket police-state that is Polk County, Florida.
- White people’s latest racist trick: trying to scare Africans out of migrating.
- Prohibition turns bodies into “crime scenes” which cops can violate at will.
- Web companies use sex workers to build themselves, then screw us over.
- Sweden’s government thinks it owns the people & legislates accordingly.
- It boggles the mind that anyone could be gullible enough to install this.
- Does anyone beside local news fail to recognize the disaster of FOSTA?
- When the Boston Globe publishes this, you know things are changing.
- Bills and hunger don’t “socially distance” from people without income.
- Nobody but cops and politicians still profess to believe this nonsense.
- Cops refuse to release the name of a dangerous, violent serial rapist.
- I’m sure you know the answer to the question posed in this headline.
- This is the woman who beat the pro-decrim candidate Tiffany Caban.
- Proponents of the Swedish rot will use any excuse to push their filth.
- Spain’s new prohibitionist government just makes shit up as it goes.
- Another entry in the “sex trafficking” scare story invasion of Twitter.
- Beneath their “red x” silliness, “End It” are dangerous copsuckers.
- Why do puritans pretend that shaming is a “modern” punishment?
- Cops, power-madness, Jane Roe, The Beatles, and much more.
- As I’ve said for decades, so-called “radical” feminism is a cult.
- Rent paid for with sex is not “free”; it has been paid with sex.
- George III provided women to Australia by deporting whores.
- Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Violence is safety.
- Don’t you amateurs put at least some value on your time?
- Cops don’t “act as” sex predators; they are sex predators.
- Finally getting my “nonessential” grooming back on track.
- The plague year showed me semi-retirement could work.
- My two previous columns for International Whores’ Day.
- I’m sure you can understand why I’m gloating over this.
- A retrospective of my blogging, mostly from May 2017.
- I’m sure these pompous blowhards’ scheme will work.
- At their core, the Netherlands are still prohibitionist.
- Susannah Breslin interviews a stripper activist.
- Logging the progress on building a bathhouse.
- This timing is very suspicious; will cops care?
- Cops, trees, popcorn and much more.
- More blood on prohibitionists’ hands.
- One of my hens is working overtime.
- Guinasso is an unhinged obsessive.
- Still traumatized after 24 years.
- Hard cases make bad law.
- Rapist cops of the week.
- In case you missed this.
