I’m a wanted felon for a VHS tape. – Caron McBride
Since Billie Hayes, best remembered as Witchiepoo from H.R. Pufnstuf, died this week, it seemed only fitting to salute her unforgettable absurdity with this, probably her best-remembered number from the show. The links above it were provided by Franklin Harris, Amy Alkon, Scott Greenfield, Cop Crisis (x3), and Tim Cushing, in that order.
- R.I.P. Billie Hayes.
- Paging Inspector Javert.
- Not a police state, no sirree!
- Cops lie like normal people breathe.
- What part of “not for any reason” is so hard to grasp?
- Too ashamed to pay for your wanking supplies, “officer”?
- The only “shocking” part is that the other cops stopped him.
From the Archives
- Prohibition turns bodies into “crime scenes” which cops can violate at will.
- When a government propaganda outlet criticizes a law, you know it’s bad.
- Mistreatment of sex workers is deeply rooted in racism all over the world.
- My frigid wife mocks my masturbating; should I ask her if I can see pros?
- The scheme to cut sex workers off from the healthcare system continues.
- When fashion magazines publish articles like this, prohibition is doomed.
- Florida prohibitionists are doubling down on their awful anti-whore laws.
- The media are listening to sexworkers’ opinions of our media depictions.
- Burying government in lawsuits is the only way to slow its depredations.
- If prohibitionists want to “rescue” whores, why keep us from other jobs?
- Men who respect women more also realize we don’t owe them free sex.
- Unsurprisingly, New Zealand treats sex workers like any other workers.
- Canadian cops call grotesque sex worker intimidation tactics “helping”.
- The rescue industry is desperate to find new things to call “trafficking”.
- “Rescuers” want to push whores into traditional feminine menial work.
- The hotel industry is going to regret having collaborated with fanatics.
- Oh noes, they contaminated public places with their eeeevul sex rays!
- It’s never called “trafficking” when the government or a crony does it.
- It’s satisfying when the mask of concern for “trafficking victims” slips.
- In case you failed to grasp the extent of Morality in Media’s depravity.
- The more extensive the surveillance, the more often this will happen.
- When a headline asks a question, the answer is almost always “no”.
- Those who are surprised by this haven’t read much Church history.
- If the mother doesn’t mind, how is it the state’s place to interfere?
- Prohibitionists keep insisting that decriminalization doesn’t work.
- Obviously this fireman has been hanging around too many cops.
- Another country which, like the US, shamefully neglects women.
- Finding a way to get essential self-care banned by “authorities”.
- But Georgia’s only too happy to lock up adult sex workers.
- Cops, plagues, Garfield, dolls, dark ages and much more.
- In Nigeria, terrorism is called “environmental protection”.
- I appreciate all reader gifts, even the inexpensive ones.
- I think this means a pig violently raped a sex worker.
- A judge slaps down pigs & prosecutors for a change.
- Rape victims are increasingly treated like criminals.
- Don’t ever think rapist cops are limited to the US.
- How do I find cheap, unprofessional sex workers?
- We fucking told y’all so, over and over and over.
- You mean they just made it up? Say it ain’t so!
- Your government refers to this as “correction”.
- Odd and idiosyncratic censorship on Amazon.
- How do you think they “stopped” these guys?
- Cops, rules, funk, New York, and much more.
- Imagine this actually going to trial in the US.
- A difficult but successful week of travel.
- Good news about the FOSTA challenge.
- “Living in truth” during the pandemic.
- The sweet smell of schadenfreude.
- I’m sure you feel safer now.
