Given practical verifiability concerns, only time travelers from the future were investigated. – Robert J. Nemiroff and Teresa Wilson
Today is the 12th day of Christmas, so tonight is Twelfth Night, the traditional occasion for tomfoolery. So though we only have one last Christmas item this time (the first video, courtesy of Jesse Walker), the number of truly weird ones is appropriate for the holiday. The first four below were contributed by Popehat, the second video by Rick Horowitz and the links between the videos by Radley Balko (“safety” & “funny”), Mike Riggs (“together” & “blinded”), Kevin Wilson (“time travel”), Nun Ya (“poop”), Ed Krayewski (“bizarre” & “photos”), Cop Block (“parking”), Clarissa (“totalitarian”), Grace (“Bohemian Rhapsody”), and Brooke Magnanti (“overcriminalization”).
- The NSA intercepts computer shipments to install spyware.
- Valiant customs officials save America from dangerous flutes.
- Remember that mysterious “Object” which was blocking a tunnel borer?
- Man charged under law which was ruled unconstitutional two years ago.
- Remember this next time you hear cops bleating about “officer safety”.
- Government is just a word for the things we choose to do together.
- Searching the Internet for evidence of time travelers.
- Dogs poop in alignment with Earth’s magnetic field.
- Quite possibly the most bizarre article of 2013.
- Cop breaks old man’s neck for illegal parking.
- Look up the definition of “totalitarian”.
- “Bohemian Rhapsody” in tweets.
- Talk about overcriminalization…
- The doge to end all doges.
- Ha ha ha, what a funny guy!
- Propaganda photos compared.
- Pink vandal desecrates Marie Laveau’s tomb.
- California cops detain people for a grocery store promotion.
- Wisconsin officials say 1 in 27,750,000 chance is “growing concern”.
- Cop uses “ninja move” to break leg of handcuffed woman half his size.
- Man sentenced to 30 years for being shot in the face & blinded by a cop.
From the Archives
- Cops, comets, China, censorship, farting, spiders, doodling, quinoa, apocalypses, obituaries, pigeons and grinches.
- If prohibitionists really want to “rescue” sex workers, why do they keep trying to stop us from getting other jobs?
- French politicians aim to create a “more tolerant, inclusive society” by being intolerant and exclusive.
- Pearl-clutching Brits are shocked to discover young women doing exactly what they’ve always done.
- With Friends Like Radio Netherlands, sex workers don’t need enemies.
- Previous columns for New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Day & Twelfth Night.
- New York video helpfully explains that a law doesn’t say what it says.
- Prohibitionist French politician pronounces free speech “dangerous”.
- For those who think only women have unrealistic body-image issues.
- Members of the mainstream media are slowly beginning to wake up.
- A prediction of the future and collapse of “sex trafficking” hysteria.
- Prosecutors never hesitate when there’s political coin to be made.
- The Red Umbrella Fund, a grant source governed by sex workers.
- Houston cops and journalists steal Christmas toys from children.
- Michael Roth shows just how easily false memories are formed.
- Burmese journalists are much freer than their US counterparts.
- Cops trash escort’s home after she reports an abusive stalker.
- Los Angeles tries to fight AHF one last time before rolling over.
- Take especial note of the un-ironic use of the word “rescue”.
- New York schemes to turn cab drivers into “sex traffickers”.
- The highly dishonorable Prime Liar of Japan is at it again.
- Wonder Woman gives herself a breast self-examination.
- Spain accuses 17 people of “trafficking” via black magic.
- This woman takes the term “cougar” much too literally.
- Miranda Kane on selling comedy vs. selling sex.
- Another Brazilian woman auctions her virginity.
- Politician accuses rape victim of prostitution.
- Short profiles of student sex workers.
- Flute of Sand & Crisis and Leviathan.
- Marc Antony’s first mistress.
- Previously asked questions.
