Well, all the money obviously. But I'd also be pretty excited to get back my '79 Celica and the complete collection of hand-drawn, hand-lettered magazines I made for my younger siblings for four years when I was a young teen. https://t.co/6GeK1W8pGY
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) October 21, 2022
In the '80s and '90s, "Satanists" were abducting kids and using them in shadowy religious rituals.
In the '00s and '10s, "traffickers" were abducting kids and using them in shadowy sexual practices.
And now: https://t.co/4uH5Zu7Shi
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) October 21, 2022
I have *never* understood why I'm supposed to prefer the story of two mundane and often dislikeable people developing a bog-standard romance in contemporary Los Angeles or New York, over the story of several interesting-if-flawed people doing novel things in a novel environment.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) October 22, 2022
{sung to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"}
Wack-a-Doodle spoke in Utah
To win an election
Breathlessy recounting her
Entire crackpot collection. https://t.co/LIuNsdnfQW— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) October 23, 2022
As regular readers know, I'm not in touch with most of my immediate family, but there are a few cousins I still hear from. One of them has asked me to retweet this; I'm afraid my present financial circumstances don't allow for more substantial aid. https://t.co/rxC55Y81bE
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) October 25, 2022
For consideration: https://t.co/BTnRj4KjPT
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) October 26, 2022
If I tried to tell my 1992 self that one of the big issues of 2022 would be libraries holding "Drag Queen Storytime", young me would've told old me that her attempts at satire were over the top. https://t.co/54nQttFYPc
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) October 26, 2022
Now, Liz, why would the government make up propaganda about an industry they don't like and want to suppress being filled with violent criminals who abduct children?
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) October 27, 2022
"Exciting" is not the word I'd use for the news that The Doctor will now be a Disney character. https://t.co/A9onfMuv4g
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) October 28, 2022
Captain, I sense that Marina has been getting her understanding of the First Amendment from Twitter. https://t.co/TNzMF6VqlK
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) October 30, 2022
I'm like The Shadow that way.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 1, 2022
If only the real world actually responded so predictably to mindless partisan dichotomies. https://t.co/MXsKnmSfN8
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 1, 2022
Why is it so many pictures on the internet are taken by people who apparently don't comprehend why a photo framed as a vertical rectangle is called "portrait" style?
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 2, 2022
Just think, you'll soon be able to look forward to being ruled mostly by octagenarians! https://t.co/TNatnrSWeg
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 3, 2022
It's the fucking government that Jack built.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 4, 2022
When people use "us" and "we" to try to include me in responsibility for their disgusting beliefs and vile practices, most of which I've always opposed, it feels like a really filthy stranger who clearly hasn't bathed or had a change of clothes in months trying to hug me.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 5, 2022
The government machine designed to hunt down & destroy the lives of sex workers. https://t.co/KIkxopUSPY
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 6, 2022
It says something about the modern world that nobody questions the idea that the best test for humanity is willingness to perform stupid, arbitrary tricks demanded by a machine.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 7, 2022
It was so much easier to buy tea in the US before marketers decided that the most important fact about a tea was NOT its flavor, but rather some supposed or invented health benefit.
It's a goddamned beverage, people, not a fucking medication.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 8, 2022
THIS is how you give a compliment, guys. https://t.co/t6njkS0jXY
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 9, 2022
This isn't even CLOSE to the only one of the Founders' complaints that the current US government is guilty of. https://t.co/n8mubnSbdJ https://t.co/BKURx3rXVE
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 10, 2022
Man, I really hate when someone I follow has a Stupid Attack and says something really revolting on here, but I can't mute it because they're generally a good & interesting person.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 11, 2022
I'm guessing that I lack "dank memes", because I'm not entirely sure what they are. And my ovaries were removed before Jack Dorsey could legally drink.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 16, 2022
{laughs in Harlot} https://t.co/PqLVPMaN6R
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 16, 2022
Wait, so I get a lot MORE money for a lot LESS work than I do now?
Sign me up, eccentric billionaire! https://t.co/VGnTEU4tBj
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 17, 2022
People who try to put arbitrary limits on what I can consume. https://t.co/6dV88hupiI
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 19, 2022
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