The Honest Courtesan

Given that this is their philosophy, I think Bloomberg should immediately transfer full ownership to me in recognition of the billions of dollars I've never had. https://t.co/SxhjtZtmfy

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 1, 2021

Several of the Founders actually GREW cannabis (hemp). Several of them, especially Franklin, were big fans of whores. And the Revolution started as a tax revolt. https://t.co/rOMz7esFRz

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 4, 2021

What the hell is wrong with you ladies who run around irresponsibly impregnating men all the time? You should be ashamed of yourselves! pic.twitter.com/fDCrdoYTi5

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 4, 2021

Boy, this "late stage capitalism" sure is lasting a long time, considering sex work has been around longer than writing, cities, laws, metallurgy, and even stone tools. https://t.co/kIyLi9BlTA

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 5, 2021

"Those who control the official A.C.L.U. Twitter account can prove erratic."

Gee, ya think? What gave it away? The weird all-caps chanting? The "say it with me" stuff? Or the complete absence of actual civil liberties content for days or weeks at a time? https://t.co/kmA26LR6NN

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 6, 2021

People who think oppressive governments are some kind of anomaly in world history would be cute if they weren't allowed to vote.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 8, 2021

Unsurprisingly, Gohmert has also pushed "sex trafficking" hysteria, which has about the same scientific credibility as his suggestion below. https://t.co/iUobZQWTyT https://t.co/WbB5Xrc4vc

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 9, 2021

He still hasn't admitted that he was outrageously, hilariously wrong about the internet. Like most pseudo-intellectauals, Paul "Giant Platinum Coin" Krugman can't admit that he's just not very bright because his entire self-image is based on the opposite assumption. https://t.co/an22m0INqe

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 10, 2021

That's OK, she doesn't have to. But it believes in her. https://t.co/dTtwsDSnG1

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 12, 2021

Futurists love pretending to be "experts" despite the fact that futurists make correct predictions at roughly the same rate as Criswell did. https://t.co/zMYyzilt96

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 12, 2021

How is this is different from Elizabeth Warren's other "plans", such as imposing the Swedish model and enabling more intrusive bank surveillance?

"A hunch and some bad math, now with more vaginas" is kinda her brand. https://t.co/p8mYkypY4n

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 13, 2021

Retweeting tankies is a REALLY good way to get muted.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 14, 2021

Yes, California has figured out a way to make SELLING WEED unprofitable.

If they didn't tax it to death and make it such an ordeal to open stores, the industry wouldn't be struggling. https://t.co/KsUDP1b5NF

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 15, 2021

I really hate it when people keep producing various misspellings, variant phrasings and other ways of ensuring terms I've muted keep popping up like cockroaches to annoy me.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 15, 2021

I think it is safe to say that Pride has officially jumped the shark. pic.twitter.com/4ug9zWZHcr

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 18, 2021

The main thing Republicans and Democrats seem to disagree on is whether to destroy the country by beating it to death with a horde of thug cops or bleeding it to death by dropping it into a pit filled with giant leeches.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 22, 2021

However, they're going to keep letting them use the old, crumpled one that was swiped fro the teacher's desk while she was on break. https://t.co/2jng1Rw8LQ

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 23, 2021

I sometimes mute people who aren't interacting with me at all, but say something so incredibly stupid and conducive to tyranny that I just want to pre-empt the possibilty that they ever will.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 24, 2021

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

1000x this. https://t.co/X6qgcX4XB8

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 24, 2021

This is no surprise; everything done by politicians makes everyone involved dumber. There are no exceptions. https://t.co/HqFZ9YRtIv

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 25, 2021

I'm not part of "The Left" or any other childish little political tribe, and I'm no fan of big government. But how stupid do you need to be to fail to comprehend that paying for poor women's contraception is a helluva lot cheaper than supporting their kids for two decades? https://t.co/dkZo3nT9zD

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 26, 2021

I liked Pride better when it was a single day for queer folks to defy societal expectations than a whole month for corporations and organizations to profit from. https://t.co/voRN3BvWrY

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) June 27, 2021