I cross the void beyond the mind
The empty space that circles time
I see where others stumble blind
To seek a truth they never find
Eternal wisdom is my guide
I am the Doctor. – Jon Pertwee
Here’s another specimen of the subgenre of novelty songs recorded by the stars of hit TV shows, this one about one of my all-time favorites. The links above it were provided by Jesse Walker, Franklin Harris, Jesse Walker again, Desiree Alliance, Wendy Lyon, Lucy Steigerwald, and Cop Crisis, in that order.
- No, the other one.
- R.I.P. Richard Donner.
- The power of free association.
- Radioactive hybrid terror pigs.
- Invasion of the Octopus People.
- Cop murders teen for getting up early.
- Cop attempts to murder teen for buying pizza.
From the Archives
- If Koch was really “surprised” by this, she isn’t much of an anthropologist.
- Some Westerners still claim China isn’t trying to exterminate the Uighurs.
- The scheme to cut sex workers off from the healthcare system continues.
- Governments fight profiteers for control of the “sex trafficking” narrative.
- A crime doesn’t magically become a different thing when sex is involved.
- Real humanitarians are fighting against racist “anti-trafficking” schemes.
- The government doesn’t care that its war on thought is unconstitutional.
- Hey female cops, how’s that collaboration with the police state working?
- So many “enlightened” countries still believe disease is caused by “sin”.
- This could’ve been a decent article, but it’s not worth wasting time on.
- “When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time“.
- Gentrification is a common motivation for persecution of sex workers.
- I wonder how long it’ll be before she conveniently “commits suicide”?
- “Sex trafficking” fetishists think all films must promote their fantasy.
- In some places, male teachers who do sex work can keep their jobs.
- On the erosion of the legalization/decriminalization line in Australia.
- The FBI should’ve just run their child porn sites on DoD computers.
- Every amateur “sex scandal” makes me happier I’m a professional.
- Please tell us more about how legalization “protects” sex workers.
- Indiana pursues the “right” to rob anyone within its borders blind.
- Please, rescue industry, keep attacking your most powerful allies.
- When giving someone a ride to work is a “felony”. Because “ring”.
- Apparently, Florida prosecutors don’t know when to stop digging.
- US courts are happy to allow US censorship of non-Americans.
- Cathy Reisenwitz’ sex-positive libertarian feminist tent revival.
- Americans think their sadfeelz about sex trump human rights.
- Compare with Germany’s disdain for sex workers’ livelihoods.
- Only bootlickers think the “cashless society” is a good thing.
- The NY Times is still pretending “Pizzagate” is about cranks.
- A “No shit, Sherlock” headline from the ever-confused Vice.
- People sometimes ask me why I moved out of Louisiana.
- What kind of warped “ally” quotes prohibitionist myths?
- You may not like my take on the Jeffrey Epstein thing.
- Cops, Carl Reiner, Ennio Morricone, and much more.
- At long last, my chickens have started laying again!
- Starting the Sunset floor-leveling project at last.
- Imagine how many others like him are still free.
- Finishing the construction of Chekhov’s cottage.
- “Written assurance” is like a “restraining order”.
- My ninth and tenth anniversary columns.
- The Swedish model “helps” sex workers!
- A quiet genocide in China.
- Rapist cop of the week.