I cross the void beyond the mind
The empty space that circles time
I see where others stumble blind
To seek a truth they never find
Eternal wisdom is my guide
I am the Doctor. – Jon Pertwee
Here’s another specimen of the subgenre of novelty songs recorded by the stars of hit TV shows, this one about one of my all-time favorites. The links above it were provided by Jesse Walker, Franklin Harris, Jesse Walker again, Desiree Alliance, Wendy Lyon, Lucy Steigerwald, and Cop Crisis, in that order.
- No, the other one.
- R.I.P. Richard Donner.
- The power of free association.
- Radioactive hybrid terror pigs.
- Invasion of the Octopus People.
- Cop murders teen for getting up early.
- Cop attempts to murder teen for buying pizza.
From the Archives
- If Koch was really “surprised” by this, she isn’t much of an anthropologist.
- Some Westerners still claim China isn’t trying to exterminate the Uighurs.
- The scheme to cut sex workers off from the healthcare system continues.
- Governments fight profiteers for control of the “sex trafficking” narrative.
- A crime doesn’t magically become a different thing when sex is involved.
- Real humanitarians are fighting against racist “anti-trafficking” schemes.
- The government doesn’t care that its war on thought is unconstitutional.
- Hey female cops, how’s that collaboration with the police state working?
- So many “enlightened” countries still believe disease is caused by “sin”.
- This could’ve been a decent article, but it’s not worth wasting time on.
- “When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time“.
- Gentrification is a common motivation for persecution of sex workers.
- I wonder how long it’ll be before she conveniently “commits suicide”?
- “Sex trafficking” fetishists think all films must promote their fantasy.
- In some places, male teachers who do sex work can keep their jobs.
- On the erosion of the legalization/decriminalization line in Australia.
- The FBI should’ve just run their child porn sites on DoD computers.
- Every amateur “sex scandal” makes me happier I’m a professional.
- Please tell us more about how legalization “protects” sex workers.
- Indiana pursues the “right” to rob anyone within its borders blind.
- Please, rescue industry, keep attacking your most powerful allies.
- When giving someone a ride to work is a “felony”. Because “ring”.
- Apparently, Florida prosecutors don’t know when to stop digging.
- US courts are happy to allow US censorship of non-Americans.
- Cathy Reisenwitz’ sex-positive libertarian feminist tent revival.
- Americans think their sadfeelz about sex trump human rights.
- Compare with Germany’s disdain for sex workers’ livelihoods.
- Only bootlickers think the “cashless society” is a good thing.
- The NY Times is still pretending “Pizzagate” is about cranks.
- A “No shit, Sherlock” headline from the ever-confused Vice.
- People sometimes ask me why I moved out of Louisiana.
- What kind of warped “ally” quotes prohibitionist myths?
- You may not like my take on the Jeffrey Epstein thing.
- Cops, Carl Reiner, Ennio Morricone, and much more.
- At long last, my chickens have started laying again!
- Starting the Sunset floor-leveling project at last.
- Imagine how many others like him are still free.
- Finishing the construction of Chekhov’s cottage.
- “Written assurance” is like a “restraining order”.
- My ninth and tenth anniversary columns.
- The Swedish model “helps” sex workers!
- A quiet genocide in China.
- Rapist cop of the week.
Re: “No, the other one.”
The XKCD USA map is a great start, but space limits make it very incomplete.
A much larger USA map would be necessary to list all “the other ones”, and compiling the list would be a huge job.
For just a few examples, there are towns named Denver in about 15 states, Washington in about 30, Lisbon in 17, Paris in 20, Alhambra and Madrid in 7.
But I’m not complaining. My claim to fame is that I lived several years in one of the towns shown on the XKCD map.