It’s called silly string. It’s silly. – Suzanne Johnson
As one who appreciates both Doctor Who and Jacques Brel, I found this extremely funny; I hope you do as well. The links above it were provided by David Ley, Franklin Harris, Scott Greenfield, Walter Olson, Jesse Walker, and Cop Crisis (x2), in that order.
- As one does.
- R.I.P. Emilio Delgado.
- I’m sure you feel safer now.
- Bureaucracy begets absurdity.
- How we went from eating tea to drinking it.
- I’m sure he was simply conducting an unauthorized asset forfeiture.
- It’s amazing how often people die mysteriously when cops are nearby.
From the Archives
- Cops, movies, censorship, Max von Sydow, the One Ring, and much more.
- A “study” claiming such impossibly-tiny numbers can be safely dismissed.
- Be wary of people who tell you that sex traffickers are coming to get you.”
- Prohibitionists demonstrate their sociopathic need to control others’ lives.
- It took fifty pigs to entrap a woman for the “crime” of introducing people.
- Whores are morons whose lives must be micromanaged by governments.
- I’m sick of the current popular obsession with people’s genes & genitalia.
- Burying government in lawsuits is the only way to slow its depredations.
- Even journalists reporting these abuses euphemize them as “correction”.
- So many “enlightened” countries still pretend disease is caused by “sin”.
- ”Happy endings” have apparently become a matter of national security.
- China has adopted a method of subjugation invented by the Assyrians.
- Don’t teach kids about sex; fill their heads with anti-sex propaganda.
- He preyed on whores because the state put them directly in his path.
- If they actually punished wife-beating cops, they’d lose half of them.
- The urge to control women cannot be stopped by a mere pandemic.
- Will WA politicians accept progress, or demonstrate their hypocrisy?
- One can never have too many anti-Swedish criminalization articles.
- How can I get my adult daughter to accept my history of sex work?
- “They were cops, they raped her, and they’re getting away with it.”
- Do prosecutors think scoring points trumps a harassment lawsuit?
- Disgusting men never tire of blaming women for their own rapes.
- Politicians don’t think “science-driven policy” applies to sex work.
- Mar Brettmann will say anything to sell her anti-whore snake oil.
- Far too many people adore authoritarian public health schemes.
- Cops lie so frequently, they can’t tell which lies are believable.
- The typical politician’s response to criticism: doubling down.
- Ever notice how often predatory cops’ targets are underage?
- Indian politicians want to help demolish the internet, too!
- Costumed criminals regularly abduct and torture people.
- Cops, beer, Norton Juster, Doctor Who, and much more.
- It’s a bad idea for a sex worker to pay no income taxes.
- Still think this djinni can be stuffed back into its bottle?
- Signed copies of Ask Maggie, Volume II are available!
- I plan to stop taking new clients at the end of 2020.
- Florida prohibitionists are completely out of control.
- The old strip club business model is a dead duck.
- Sex worker rights is not an isolated issue.
- The Swedish model protects sex workers!
- Pigs, fascism, key shifts and much more.
- What is wrong with doctors who do this?
- More screenings of The War on Whores.
- A nice review of The War on Whores.
- Sometimes silence really is golden.
- A panel on the idea of “free love”.
- Why we can’t have nice things.
- The orgasm tool for women.
- Fan letters are so inspiring!
- On the death of Orville.
- It’s chick time again!
- R.I.P. Jack Hammer.
In the Vegas case, the union mouthpiece said, “If he is guilty, we want to see him prosecuted to the full extent of the law and maybe more because he is an officer.” What, no “but remember his years of dedicated public servicing”? I wonder what the story omits.