The doctors told the amputee he might experience a phantom limb from time to time. Nobody prepared him for the moment, though, when he felt cold fingers brush across his phantom hand.
After three weeks, things are back to normal around here; however, I’m still scrambling to catch back up, so I hope you’ll forgive me for keeping this brief so I can get started on Tuesday’s column (yes, I’m THAT behind). Our top contributor was Radley Balko, with everything down to the first video; that was provided by Laura Lee, and the second one is a parody of it. The links between them were supplied by Tracy Quan (“sexting”), Harlot’s Parlour (“annoying”), I Am Curious Blue (“memories”), Stacey Swimme (“marijuana”), Carol Fenton (“never call cops”), Kevin Wilson (“vodka”), and Mike Riggs (“guilty”).
- Man fights with drunk cop; SWAT team retaliates against his family.
- Appreciate these horror photos, but don’t read the comments.
- What would Jesus do?
- Victorian sexting.
- Two-sentence horror stories.
- The UK criminalizes being annoying.
- An erotic alphabet from the Soviet Union.
- Implanting false memories via biochemistry.
- US foreign propaganda can now be broadcast domestically.
- The SCOTUS may agree to hear the case for medical marijuana.
- Police chief wants everyone in his city harassed at least once per year.
- This week’s edition of “Never call the cops for any reason whatsoever”.
- Russians violate gay rights, so Americans boycott pro-gay vodka brand.
- NYPD chief claims that every single person ever stopped by his cops was guilty of something.
From the Archives
- When one with unusual interests commits a crime, cops blame interest.
- If whores really need “rescue”, why do they resist & flee the “saviors”?
- What should I do before, during and after a client intends to rape me?
- “Objectification”, blah blah blah. ”Sending messages”, simper simper.
- Charlotte Shane’s essay on the myth of rape as uniquely destructive.
- A brief respite from a criminalization campaign in Western Australia.
- LA billboard companies refuse sex worker rights ad, but allow this.
- Another comedian’s career destroyed by busybodies with badges.
- A prison with a swimming pool and volleyball court is still a prison.
- What common disease symptoms should I be on the lookout for?
- Mitt Romney promised to work hard to increase the rape rate.
- Nestle Corporation proves it’s almost as clueless as cops are.
- Another bogus “study” from the most active font of such filth.
- Is birth control essential, or are condoms okay on their own?
- UK cops grudgingly admit that stripping doesn’t cause rape.
- The neofeminist campaign to rewrite the history of harlotry.
- What should I expect from an agency regarding security?
- A moronic op-ed on the “hookernomics” of Chattanooga.
- Politicians speak out against “anti-prostitution pledge”.
- What’s the best way to figure out what a client wants?
- How problems can be handled under decriminalization.
- Another example of the inanity of prostitution laws.
- Finland is exposed to the Swedish disease.
- How common are difficult or creepy clients?
- Disruptive sex worker protests at IAC.
- Are scars a big obstacle for an escort?
- The many harlots found in the Bible.
- Coerced oaths as a tool of tyranny.
- The myth of the omnipresent pimp.
- The legacy of Lawrence vs. Texas.
- An early form of the links column.
- The “rape epidemic” that wasn’t.
- Is kissing clients unavoidable?
- My favorite musicals.
- A kissing drone.
