All I could do was bend over and duck. – Lecresha Murray
Here’s another 1960s novelty song recorded by the stars of a hit TV show, in this case Patrick Macnee and Honor Blackman of The Avengers. They’re not really in character, though of course Blackman’s character Cathy Gale was definitely an afficionado of “kinky boots”. The links above the video were provided by Jesse Walker, Tim Cushing, Brooke Magnanti, Thaddeus Russell, Emma Evans, Cop Crisis, and Mike Siegel, in that order.
- R.I.P. Eric Carle.
- Just protecting and serving.
- At least she’s honest about her kinks.
- Sci-fi writers tried to warn y’all, but did you listen?
- I wish it were always this easy to get rid of politicians.
- Crime: improper U-turn. Sentence: (attempted) summary execution.
- Do I really need to say, “Don’t call them over a rude yearbook quote”?
From the Archives
- “Selling bodies” rhetoric says more about the speaker than about whores.
- Given the success of strippers’ lawsuits against clubs, this was inevitable.
- Cops, history, sensationalism, Rube Goldberg machines, and much more.
- The government doesn’t care that its war on thought is unconstitutional.
- Cops are responsible for more violence than any other US social group.
- Where will Theresa Flores get a real job after “sex trafficking” hysteria?
- Silencing sex workers by pretending to be “concerned” for our welfare.
- Just PRAY and Jesus will magically make you a “sex trafficking expert”.
- In Professor McNeill’s journalism class, this might squeak by with a D-.
- I’m extensively quoted in this article about everyone joining OnlyFans.
- Even when they question a few elements, they can’t let go of the rest.
- Violet Blue on protecting yourself from phone surveillance at protests.
- Renting rooms to people in a legal trade is pretended to be a “crime”.
- German sex workers answer the ugly lies of prohibitionist politicians.
- The same thing Biden wants, but please tell me more about “wings”.
- Like the Netherlands, Belgium only pretends to respect sex workers.
- Compare to the contrived prohibition in Australia & the Netherlands.
- Violet Blue on the real purpose of Asstoon’s fascist organ, Thorn.
- Canadian cops want the public to help them spy on sex workers.
- Attacking the autonomy and self-ownership of all young people.
- Is there anything fetishists won’t try to link to “sex trafficking”?
- The government’s latest sleazy trick: attacking with civil suits.
- Government never, ever blames itself for the harm it causes.
- Don’t feel left out, amateurs; they’ll get around to you next.
- One of the greatest legal abominations ever conceived.
- The days of my never saying “I told you so” are over.
- Just shut the fuck up except to demand your lawyer.
- Cops, prohibition, lizards, Dr. John, and much more.
- Legal expert analysis is downplayed as “critics say”.
- Me in Reason on sex work, money and consent.
- The end of being handicapped by broken nails.
- Imagine this actually going to trial in the US.
- Sophie Ladder on “restricted content”.
- For every weapon, there is a defense.
- Mexico City’s whores may finally win.
- In which Scotland out-Herods Herod.
- Whores are as eternal as the sea.
- Setting posts for my bathhouse.
- A pig comes to live at Sunset.
- It’s just to keep people SAFE!
- Far too little, far too late.
- Rapist cop of the week.
