He picked the wrong house to break into. – Willie Murphy
Most “Southern” humor isn’t that funny, but I’ve found “It’s a Southern Thing” often has amusing videos, and I especially liked this one. The links above it were provided by Scott Greenfield, Cop Crisis, Brooke Magnanti, Mama Tush, Mark Kowal, Franklin Harris, and Grace, in that order; “Florida man” was also provided by Scott.
- R.I.P. Gahan Wilson.
- Just protecting and serving.
- Florida man and Florida dog.
- I love everything about this story.
- Only cops can be trusted with guns.
- It’s good to see them feed on one another.
- Holy shit, STOP CALLING THE FUCKING COPS!
From the Archives
- Cops raping whores is so ubiquitous, others pose as cops to facilitate rape.
- Why do medical professionals throw their careers away on this stupid shit?
- Does any sane person still believe this is about anything other than profit?
- The real purpose of this scheme is to cut sex workers off from healthcare.
- Remember how folks used to believe Google’s “Don’t be evil” was sincere?
- In normal adult language, she owned four very ordinary massage parlors.
- Even Rolling Stone recognizes FOSTA has galvanized sexworker activism.
- The government’s war on free speech, with Backpage as the bogeyman.
- Cops will never stop doing this as long as the state gives them pretexts.
- Will “resistance” types start listening to the truth, if only to spite Trump?
- I’ve been saying I distrusted Avenatti since almost the beginning of this.
- Prohibitionists try to trick people into thinking Swedish model is decrim.
- Sometimes the bullshit is too much for politicians to pretend to believe.
- Hollywood believes all whores magically lost our agency in World War I.
- I’m honestly amazed the dumb “rape is asexual” dogma is still popular.
- It didn’t take “thot audit” long to go from foolish game to actual threat.
- Government boasted it had censored 90% of sex work ads on the web.
- UK politicians forced to delay their ridiculous censorship scheme again.
- Please, tell me again about how the political teams are really opposed.
- Prohibitionists want unproven misdemeanor charges to destroy lives.
- Nobody uses the word “empowered” when talking about men’s jobs.
- “We don’t keep secrets in our family” can do more harm than good.
- Cops, karma, marketing, lesser-known composers and much more.
- Three years ago this was safer than consensual sex with a human.
- Kate Lister of “Whores of Yore” interviews street workers in Leeds.
- I’m always glad to see this wannabe savior get egg on her face.
- My guess? Basically true but embellished to increase luridness.
- “Sex trafficking” means whatever “authorities” want it to mean.
- Because we couldn’t just make sex work not a crime, no sirree.
- In mass surveillance, fascism beats communism hands down.
- In honor of St. Nicholas, who has a soft spot for sex workers.
- One-person boycotts don’t really accomplish anything useful.
- How can I get women I don’t know to give me free cybersex?
- I suspect this prisoner was tortured to death for being trans.
- “Sex trafficking” fetishists keep recycling their stupid stunts.
- My “Toys for Tots” special started with a bang last year.
- A strip club defeats part of a stupid “sin density” law.
- At least one journalist at the Graun appears to get it.
- More on Amazon’s campaign to end privacy forever.
- Cops, love, Florida, robots, pain and much more.
- Most rapes by clergymen are much more subtle.
- Finishing up my annual Toys for Tots drive.
- So many dysphemisms, so much bullshit.
- An interview with a pregnant sex worker.
- Rapist cops of a week in 2014.
- Rapist cops every five days.
- Remember the “thot audit”?

Another 729 days passes and still nothing. “Funny how time flies. Some ~12 yrs ago this exact same crime, right down to the ‘filming’ of an underage girl, was perpetrated at Naval Hospital Bremerton WA. (Likely more than just this one episode under the “guise” of the goat locker and an RNs security apparatus). Yet, there remains no news of this crime’s investigation and prosecution, but careers certainly have been ruined, the careers of those individuals who sought justice.
“Former [Pennsylvania] nurse James Close will spend up to four years in prison and 20 years on probation for secretly filming female patients, including one underage girl…Judge Wallace H. Bateman also ordered him to…sexual offender and sex addiction treatment…”
Apropos of nothing in particular.
“Yang Song was a 38-year-old sex worker living in Queens, NY. During a targeted police raid on the night of Nov. 25, 2017, she fell to her death from the balcony of her 4th-floor apartment. A year before, an undercover police officer raped her at gunpoint. After reporting the assault, Song was harassed by an NYPD vice squad, pressured to become an undercover informant, threatened with deportation and arrested and humiliated in multiple stings in the months before her death.”
https://hyphenmagazine.com/blog/2019/08/yang-song-and-long-history-targeting-asian-american-sex-workers