It’s called silly string. It’s silly. – Suzanne Johnson
As one who appreciates both Doctor Who and Jacques Brel, I found this extremely funny; I hope you do as well. The links above it were provided by David Ley, Franklin Harris, Scott Greenfield, Walter Olson, Jesse Walker, and Cop Crisis (x2), in that order.
- As one does.
- R.I.P. Emilio Delgado.
- I’m sure you feel safer now.
- Bureaucracy begets absurdity.
- How we went from eating tea to drinking it.
- I’m sure he was simply conducting an unauthorized asset forfeiture.
- It’s amazing how often people die mysteriously when cops are nearby.
From the Archives
- Cops, movies, censorship, Max von Sydow, the One Ring, and much more.
- A “study” claiming such impossibly-tiny numbers can be safely dismissed.
- Be wary of people who tell you that sex traffickers are coming to get you.”
- Prohibitionists demonstrate their sociopathic need to control others’ lives.
- It took fifty pigs to entrap a woman for the “crime” of introducing people.
- Whores are morons whose lives must be micromanaged by governments.
- I’m sick of the current popular obsession with people’s genes & genitalia.
- Burying government in lawsuits is the only way to slow its depredations.
- Even journalists reporting these abuses euphemize them as “correction”.
- So many “enlightened” countries still pretend disease is caused by “sin”.
- ”Happy endings” have apparently become a matter of national security.
- China has adopted a method of subjugation invented by the Assyrians.
- Don’t teach kids about sex; fill their heads with anti-sex propaganda.
- He preyed on whores because the state put them directly in his path.
- If they actually punished wife-beating cops, they’d lose half of them.
- The urge to control women cannot be stopped by a mere pandemic.
- Will WA politicians accept progress, or demonstrate their hypocrisy?
- One can never have too many anti-Swedish criminalization articles.
- How can I get my adult daughter to accept my history of sex work?
- “They were cops, they raped her, and they’re getting away with it.”
- Do prosecutors think scoring points trumps a harassment lawsuit?
- Disgusting men never tire of blaming women for their own rapes.
- Politicians don’t think “science-driven policy” applies to sex work.
- Mar Brettmann will say anything to sell her anti-whore snake oil.
- Far too many people adore authoritarian public health schemes.
- Cops lie so frequently, they can’t tell which lies are believable.
- The typical politician’s response to criticism: doubling down.
- Ever notice how often predatory cops’ targets are underage?
- Indian politicians want to help demolish the internet, too!
- Costumed criminals regularly abduct and torture people.
- Cops, beer, Norton Juster, Doctor Who, and much more.
- It’s a bad idea for a sex worker to pay no income taxes.
- Still think this djinni can be stuffed back into its bottle?
- Signed copies of Ask Maggie, Volume II are available!
- I plan to stop taking new clients at the end of 2020.
- Florida prohibitionists are completely out of control.
- The old strip club business model is a dead duck.
- Sex worker rights is not an isolated issue.
- The Swedish model protects sex workers!
- Pigs, fascism, key shifts and much more.
- What is wrong with doctors who do this?
- More screenings of The War on Whores.
- A nice review of The War on Whores.
- Sometimes silence really is golden.
- A panel on the idea of “free love”.
- Why we can’t have nice things.
- The orgasm tool for women.
- Fan letters are so inspiring!
- On the death of Orville.
- It’s chick time again!
- R.I.P. Jack Hammer.
