Authorities say rise of fruit aliens is to blame for glut of outer space watermelons. – The New York Times
Here’s another novelty song, this one from 1970; I remember thinking it was hilarious when I was a kid. The links above it were provided by Stephen Lemons, President Dawg, Cop Crisis, Dan Savage, Scott Greenfield, Jesse Walker, and Radley Balko, in that order.
- A latter-day Jonah.
- R.I.P. F. Lee Bailey.
- I’m sure you feel safer now.
- Straight people, are y’all OK?
- Revenge is an especially bad reason.
- Ladies & gentlemen, the New York Times.
- Another day, another state-sponsored home invasion.
From the Archives
- Do I really have to add, “Not because you saw a man painting his house”?
- Liberals not only lied about repealing a law; they’re actively defending it.
- Canadian cops love to harass and intimidate sex workers & call it “help”.
- The only sex workers excluded from New Zealand decrim are migrants.
- Rebranding “prostitution-free zones” as “human trafficking-free zones”.
- CBP pretends face pics are “encrypted” and “only kept for a brief time”.
- Ever wondered how bureaucrats came up with over 300,000 “crimes”?
- Florida “authorities” commit atrocities in the name of “sex trafficking”.
- Feminists claim the state should own and control all women’s bodies.
- A four-hour interrogation by armed thugs is downplayed as “urging”.
- Prudes like to pretend sex work isn’t part of the entertainment field.
- Stigma against sex workers invariably affects other women as well.
- In which yelling “stop faking!” is described as “trying to wake her”.
- Even I’m impressed with the speed this is happening in New York.
- A former cop explains why there’s no such thing as a good cop.
- Is the ACLU finally beginning to do the right thing, at long last?
- If I’m going to be hyperactive, at least I’m getting things done!
- More fascism in action; don’t say sex workers didn’t warn you.
- Cops, aliens, hairy babies, Brave New World, and much more.
- Alex Vitale on what abolishing police would actually look like.
- Amazon and Microsoft want to have their cake and eat it too.
- It usually starts with sex workers, but it never stops with us.
- Where in the Gospels did Jesus tell people to attack harlots?
- In Florida, police violence against students increased 20%.
- OnlyFans didn’t save sex workers; we saved ourselves.
- When a boss cop rapes, the victim is often underage.
- At their core, the Netherlands are still prohibitionist.
- Cops, government, “Spanish Flea” and much more.
- My two previous columns for the summer solstice.
- Another sign that the moral panic may be dying.
- On seeing my name and work all over the place.
- Some Louisiana cops prefer to rape by proxy.
- Cops love murdering people by asphyxiation.
- What is wrong with doctors who do this?
- Why I have trouble writing at Sunset.
- I suspect this isn’t going to end well.
- “Pastors” are almost as bad as cops.
- Laying the gravel for my bathhouse.
- Introducing Red Cloud Hosting.
- Rapist cop of the week.
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