I know I was busy last week, but if you asked me to tell you what I did I would mostly draw a blank. Oh, I worked some and wrote some and helped friends some, but it was for the most part composed of such a host of little things that none of them actually stood out…except for Wednesday night, which was one of those lovely multi-hour duos in which everything goes just perfectly and one retires later with a deep sense of satisfaction and the feeling that all is right in one’s world. On Sunday Jae and I rode on her motorcycle with Dykes on Bikes at the front of Seattle’ Pride parade; we then walked back along the route and marched all the way again with SWOP Seattle. After that we floated about all afternoon with friends and went home tired and happy. I would’ve loved to post a picture of Jae & I on the bike, but she vetoed the ones I didn’t veto until there were none left for me to use; I therefore went with this one of me with a friend (who shall remain nameless) who decided to go to Pridefest in drag. And though my friend is a great guy and an ally to sex workers, this shot kind of symbolizes what Pride has become; it’s gone from a counterculture celebration thumbing its nose at The Establishment, to an Establishment celebration welcoming “respectable”, monogamous, vanilla gay folk with straight jobs to the big table while largely excluding all the queers who still deserve the name (including trans people, kinky folk and polyamorists) and actively ignoring sex workers. So yeah, Pride is pretty fake and commercial now, but I enjoy Christmas despite its commercialization as well. And now that picket-fence gay people have their state-approved marriage, perhaps they’ll no longer be able to put off the other sexual minorities they’ve been throwing under the bus for the last decade and a half.
Archive for June, 2015
Diary #261
Posted in Diary, tagged activism, bisexuality, LGBT rights on June 30, 2015| 11 Comments »
Back Issue: June 2012
Posted in Miscellaneous, tagged blogging on June 29, 2015| Leave a Comment »
Nobody ever sees them come or go, and nobody knows where they sleep or work; the high cost and low availability of hotel rooms at such events has no effect on these mysterious harlot nomads, who move like shadows, live in invisible tents and caravans and then vanish into the dust like Bradbury’s Autumn People until the next mega-competition. – “Broken Record”
In these retrospectives, I’ve sometimes mentioned the style of the columns, the way they “feel” to me when reading or referencing them. And by the time June 2012 rolls around, they feel completely “normal” to me; I don’t imagine these would read a lot differently if they were written today. When I refer back to an essay from this period, I often think, “Damn, that was that long ago?” because I clearly remember writing or posting it. I can remember details of nearly every column this month, the last before the weekly schedule settled into the form it would occupy until just a few months ago. Oh, the monthly patterns
still persisted; this month’s harlotography was “Rhodopis“, its fictional interlude “A Haughty Spirit“, its favorites “My Favorite TV Dramas” and “My Favorite TV Comedies“, and its holidays “The Birth of a Movement“, “Father’s Day” and “Litha“; there was also a Q & A column and the longer answer to a more complex question in “Coming Out“.
With my second anniversary coming up, the subject of blogging itself was on my mind; “Quite Contrary” and “How Not To Get Your Comments Posted” are on that topic. “The Odor of Socks“, “First They Came for the Hookers…“, “Willful Ignorance“, “Imagination Pinned Down“, “Yellow Fever“, “The Schizoid State“, “The Swedish Cult” and “Broken Record” are all looks at prohibitionists or their tactics, and “Reframing” is on a closely-related topic. Rounding out the month: a new entry in my “Hall of Shame“; a comparison of life-traumas with landforms (“Driskill Mountain“); a discussion of how American political parties are simply a case of “Pick a Color“; an explanation of how prohibition leads to “The Suppression of Virtue“; and a reminiscence on my lifelong love of astronomy and space travel in “Ad Astra“.
Links #260
Posted in Current Events, Links, Miscellaneous, Music, Obituary, Tyranny, tagged acting, cops, LGBT rights, United Kingdom, video on June 28, 2015| 3 Comments »
PFFFT-FRACK! POP—SPROING-GING – Don Martin
Today’s the 46th anniversary of the Stonewall Riot, the beginning of the gay rights movement; I’ll say more about that in my column for Tuesday (and I think you’ll like the picture). But today’s video is from Jesse Walker, and the links above it are from Saladin Ahmed, Skye, Franklin Harris, Mistress Matisse and Walter Olson, in that order.
- As one does.
- The artificial leaf.
- R.I.P. Patrick Macnee.
- How many people have cops murdered this year?
- An alphabetical listing of Don Martin’s sound effects.
From the Archives
- Cops, cell phones, menstruation, poop, big government, super powers, Hello Kitty, censorship, socks and the police state.
- “Pleasures of the Harbor”, “Nobody’s Sweetheart”, “Down in the Alley”, “The Grisettes Song” and “Sempre Libera”.
- Does the New York Daily News have editors qualified to recognize an incoherent mess when they see it?
- FBI myth: crack experts at hunting dangerous criminals. FBI truth: lazy pickers of low-hanging fruit.
- Ugly bandwagon-jumping hastens the day when the public is sick of “sex trafficking” nonsense.
- People rotting for decades in prison on bogus “sex trafficking” charges won’t be laughing.
- Cop defines sex worker as “a person who has been probably raped at age 8 if not earlier”.
- Kissing, government, cops, headlines, death, umlauts, bureaucrats & more.
- Should be pasted to forehead of everyone who believes in magic formulae.
- Using “trafficking” myth to restrict migration isn’t usually so transparent.
- It’s such a pleasure to see someone admit this in the mainstream media.
- Selling Sex: Experience, Advocacy and Research on Sex Work in Canada.
- How little you’d have to change to make this about the war on whores.
- Why can’t Tom Flanagan see the moral panic is already well underway?
- Company which uses exploited labor moralizes about one that doesn’t.
- Sex workers don’t deserve to be stigmatised & don’t want to be pitied.
- Idiot complains job program helps women find lucrative, flexible work.
- A short biography of Marie Duplessis, the real “Lady of the Camellias”.
- FBI helps cops harass coffee shops because the baristas wear bikinis.
- Tanzanian police torture, rape and assault sex worker, among others.
- Silvio Berlusconi sentenced to 7 years for unproven victimless crime.
- The ridiculous things that constitute “trafficking” in the Netherlands.
- There were a few Magdalene Laundries in the United States as well.
- The inevitable result of letting “authorities” investigate themselves.
- Christopher Ryan corrects Hugo Schwyzer on “social construction”.
- A prime example of Americans’ criminal ignorance about sex work.
- Politician pretends closing a red-light district will “end prostitution”.
- New Zealand tells Uncle Sam where he can stick his “report card”.
- Why do amateurs care if pros do something better than they do?
- If you thought ultrasound requirements for abortion were bad…
- Jezebel swallows the “trafficking town” myth like a big, slimy…
- How “Gay, Inc” abandoned anyone who isn’t “normal” enough.
- Try to imagine an editorial like this in an American newspaper.
- Some choice words for that “sex working grandmothers” story.
- In which danah boyd takes a few more steps toward the light.
- How service disputes are handled when a profession is legal.
- I do keep telling you that the “gypsy whores” myth is bogus.
- New Jersey gets an early start on “gypsy whores” hysteria.
- How can I make sure my escort experience is enjoyable?
- Gee, I can’t imagine why the police took these paintings.
- Sex workers are dehumanized by calling us “networks”.
- Frantic pearl-clutching over sugar babies from Jezebel.
- More hysteria over structural sex ray contamination.
- Tracy Quan on strange and unpleasant bedfellows.
- The Czech Republic creates a sex work bottleneck.
- Never call the cops for any reason whatsoever.
- A 3000-word mound, reeking to high heaven.
- DA willfully lies about exonerated prisoner.
- Archaeologists discover an ancient brothel.
- Why Gabriela Leite likes the word “whore”.
- Whores leave cooties in rented beds.
- A revival of the Myth of the Wanton.
- My views on a certain video.
- R.I.P. Richard Matheson.
- Pimp cops of the week.
- The bus trip from Hell.
Hortense Mancini
Posted in Biography, Harlotography, History, tagged bisexuality, Catholicism, courtesans, France, infidelity, Italy, marriage, naturalness, pragmatism, United Kingdom on June 26, 2015| 1 Comment »
How infinitely one of Your own Sex ador’d You, and that, among all the numerous Conquest, Your Grace has made over the Hearts of Men, Your Grace had not subdu’d a more intire Slave. – Aphra Behn
Some women are whores out of necessity, some by circumstance and some by nature, but Hortense Mancini carried whoredom in her blood. She was an especially wild, bold and lusty whore from a family of whores, and a number of her descendants followed in her footsteps. The fact that she, her family, her clients and her lovers were all noble as well does not change her essential whorishness, as we shall see; it did, however, ensure that her assignations, adventures and escapades would be recorded for posterity.
Hortense (or as her father called her, Ortensia) was born in Rome on June 6th, 1646; she was the fourth of five daughters borne by Girolama Mazzarini to her husband, Baron Lorenzo Mancini, who dabbled in astrology and black magic and died rather suddenly in 1650. Fortunately, Giraloma’s older brother Giulio had joined the clergy, become active in politics, and risen to the rank of both cardinal and chief minister to Louis XIV of France (where he was known as Cardinal Mazarin); she therefore packed up her brood and moved them to Paris, where she hoped their powerful uncle would find them rich and influential husbands. And that he did; Laure married Louis de Bourbon, duc de Vendôme; Olympe married Eugène-Maurice of Savoy-Carignano; Marie was the first love of the young Louis XIV, but was married off to Prince Lorenzo Colonna of Italy; and Marie Anne married Maurice Godefroy de la Tour d’Auvergne, duc de Bouillon. But Hortense was the most beautiful and most favored by her uncle, so it’s unsurprising he turned down the suit of the penniless Stuart who was only a few months later restored to the throne of England as Charles II. The cardinal then offered Charles a dowry of 5 million livres to make Hortense Queen of England, but Charles refused; this, however, does not mean he never got to bed the girl he was so enamored with; he just had to wait a few years.
Three months before her 15th birthday, Hortense was married off to Armand Charles de La Porte, Duc de La Meilleraye, one of the richest men in Europe; unfortunately, his miserliness and prudishness matched his wealth and he was also mentally ill. Among his more bizarre behaviors were searching Hortense’s room for hidden lovers before locking her in at night, having his maidservants’ front teeth knocked out to make them unattractive, and vandalizing art to eradicate the genitals of human figures. But this doesn’t mean he was uninterested in sex with his wife; within five years she had borne him four children. Still, one can only imagine the dreariness of sex with such a man; sometime in 1666 she began a lesbian affair with Sidonie de Courcelles, and when he discovered them he sent them both to a convent (from which they escaped after tormenting the nuns for a while). Finally, her brother helped her to escape her awful husband just a week after her 22nd birthday; he hired an escort to take her to Rome, where she moved in with her sister Marie (now the Princess Colonna). King Louis was still very fond of Marie, and as a favor to her he granted Hortense an income of 24,000 livres. She also became the mistress of the Duke of Savoy, whom her uncle had turned down as a suitor ten years before; he gave her a house, where she lived until his death in 1675. At that point, two things happened: the Duke’s jealous widow evicted her, and her husband managed to get a judgment freezing all of her income, including the royal pension.
Hortense was desperate; she only knew one way to get money, and nobody wanted to cross her powerful and vindictive husband. In stepped Ralph Montagu, the English ambassador to France; he secured her passage to England (she made the voyage in male drag) and an introduction to her former suitor, Charles II…and Hortense did the rest. By the summer of 1676 she had displaced Louise de Kerouaille as chief mistress, securing thereby an income of £4,000 (English money, inaccessible to her husband). His Majesty did not much mind her lesbian affair with Anne, his 16-year-old daughter by Lady Castlemaine (except for the time they had a fencing match in their nightgowns in St. James’s Park); her affair with Louis I of Monaco, however, was another thing entirely. He even cut off her income, and though he relented on the money less than three days later, he did not restore her to her position (which was again taken up by Louise de Kerouaille).
History does not have much to say about Hortense’s lovers after the King, except for a lesbian affair with the writer Aphra Behn. After Charles’ death her income was continued by his brother James II, whose wife Mary was her cousin; even after James was deposed in 1689, Queen Mary II continued to support her (though at a lower level). She spent her time running a salon in her home, and died of drink (or suicide, depending on whom one believes) on November 9th, 1699; she was 53 years old. Her long-estranged husband then added a creepy epilogue to her story by claiming her body and taking it around France for months before finally allowing it to be buried in the tomb of her uncle, Cardinal Mazarin.
Back in the first paragraph I mentioned that several of Hortense’s descendants followed in her footsteps. Her son, Paul Jules de La Porte, duc Mazarin et de La Meilleraye, had two children, a son and a daughter. The son, Guy de la Porte, had a great-granddaughter who married Prince Honoré IV of Monaco in 1777 and thus became the ancestress of the current Prince. But the daughter, Armande, married Louis de Mailly, Prince d’Orange and became the mother of five beautiful daughters, of which four would later become mistresses to King Louis XV of France; she herself became the mistress of the King’s chief minister, the Duc de Bourbon. For some women, whoredom is only skin deep; some have it in their blood, and others are whores to the bone. But Hortense Mancini was a whore down to her genes, and I wouldn’t be surprised to discover that many of her descendants are still plying the trade in one way or another to this day.
Diary #260
Posted in Diary, tagged activism on June 23, 2015| Leave a Comment »
Last week was, in a word, intense. From Wednesday morning until Saturday evening I barely stopped at all, but absolutely none of it was bad; I spent a lovely evening with a new friend, learned a couple of things about myself, got a makeover, picked up a new skill, and then spent Sunday evening unwinding. In fact, I unwound so successfully that I let my Links column go up incomplete yesterday; it’s not something I generally allow to happen, but this week should be less hectic (though I’d welcome a few more dates to fill it in some!) This is as good an opportunity as any to call your attention to SWOP-Seattle’s sex worker variety show, coming up in only four weeks; I’m going to be the emcee and I’m excited to be introducing a few ladies you may know, including our headliner Kaytlin Bailey and my very own girlfriend Jae. All in all, things are picking up nicely, and should be in full swing by the time I leave for Oklahoma around July 26th. Remember, if you’d like to see me on that trip you only have a few weeks left to contact me!
Links #259
Posted in Current Events, History, Links, Miscellaneous, Music, Tyranny, tagged animals, California, cops, drugs, France, genitalia, Michigan, New York, Ohio, politicians, South Dakota, United Kingdom, video on June 22, 2015| 1 Comment »
Eventually, the item believed to be Napoleon’s penis was bought in an auction… – Ishaan Tharoor
As so often happens these days, I got occupied last night and was unable to finish setting everything up by deadline. Sorry about that! The video below is from Mike Siegel, who also contributed “accidentally”; Radley Balko gave us “headline”, Skye “transit”, Lenore Skenazy “camping” and Popehat “call out”.
- Headline of the week.
- New York’s shadow transit system.
- The beginning of the end of pot prohibition.
- Cop murders teen for flashing his headlights.
- Cops have intense standoff with lawn ornament.
- Cops abduct children because the family was camping.
- Don’t accidentally call them, either. Or call out to them.
From the Archives
- Cops, Batman, carnivorous plants, altruism, bullies, surveillance, concrete, Scooby Doo, New Zealand, registries & Penn Jillette.
- Despite annoying visuals and a few clumsy phrases, an excellent argument against prohibition of sex work.
- I don’t know what’s more pathetic, Rachel’s idea of “big events” or her mathematical illiteracy.
- Cops, games, Florida, robots. language, kink, schools, science fiction & Soviet Funk.
- A teacher who describes note-passing as “scary”? The jokes write themselves.
- When this happens in India: media circus. In Sweden: {cricket sounds}.
- Dear unethical sex businesspeople: Stop videotaping clients, you idiots.
- “Pimp” myths used to justify Nevada’s draconian “sex trafficking” law.
- Debunking the moronic claim that sex work is immune to economics.
- Sex workers who espouse Marxism or misandry are self-defeating.
- Why you shouldn’t ask me to argue with individual prohibitionists.
- Amateurs refuse to understand that prostitution laws affect them.
- Woman miscarries after attack by two women’s rights champions.
- In which we learn that nail parlors are havens of “sex trafficking”.
- Why do so many politicians think sex overrides the Constitution?
- There is no magic formula which can protect a whore from a cop.
- Several criticisms of an especially-revolting “end demand” sting.
- US tries to pretend “Trafficking in Persons” report is apolitical.
- The “anti-prostitution pledge” is struck down in the SCOTUS.
- New York defines people as crime victims against their will.
- Tennessee moves to criminalize smoking during pregnancy.
- Another P411 security breach betrays 22 escorts to pigs.
- What about clients who really need a woman to orgasm?
- More cracks in the “sex offender” registration regime.
- Man dials 999 to complain about a prostitute’s looks.
- Authority figures use their influence to coerce sex.
- My two previous columns for the summer solstice.
- AHF unveils whore-shaming propaganda graphic.
- The trial of Franck Ribery and Karim Benzema.
- The campaign against Operation Choke Point.
- The prevalence of HPV has dropped by half.
- More evil clownishness from Rhode Island.
- The aftermath of Somaly Mam’s downfall.
- Researcher says there’s no “typical” client.
- Another excellent essay from Felicia Anna.
- A re-education camp by any other name…
- Support for “apostrophe laws” is waning.
- Noah Berlatsky on Chong Kim and Eden.
- Another of the TSA’s many pedophiles.
- The science of sexual assault via fraud.
- Meet the Fokkens and Diamond Men.
- Canadians heckle prohibitionist lies.
- Libertarianism happens to people.
- Lost erotic painting rediscovered.
- This is absurd on so many levels.
- Another warped view of touring.
- My visits to Tucson & Las Vegas.
- Still more fatal butt injections.
- The Naked Football Club.
- The danger of fast food.
- Rapist cops of the week.
- Do as I say, not as I do.
- A letter from Aella.
- The missing word.
- Anti-C36 rallies.
- Bacchus ladies.
Summer Solstice 2015
Posted in Holidays, tagged holidays, paganism on June 21, 2015| 3 Comments »