When I arrived back in Seattle last week, I found the 7th season of Afred Hitchcock Presents waiting for me, courtesy of Antonio Lorusso. And a few hours before I left to return to Sunset, the postman dropped a copy of Cabin in the Woods into my mailbox, courtesy of Mike Siegel. Thanks so much for the birthday presents, guys! Both of them arrived a few weeks after my birthday because both came from the UK, despite both being American productions (this is especially weird in the case of Alfred Hitchcock Presents because every season but the seventh is available in region 1 DVD). As for Cabin, I’ve heard a lot of good things about it, but have somehow managed to avoid spoilers for the past 9 years, so I’m quite looking forward to viewing it for the first time; after half a century of horror viewing I’m pretty hard to scare or even surprise.
Archive for November, 2021
Diary #596
Posted in Diary, tagged imaginative fiction, Presents on November 30, 2021| 1 Comment »
Back Issue #101
Posted in Miscellaneous, tagged blogging on November 29, 2021| Leave a Comment »
All of Kristof’s columns on the subject [of “sex trafficking”]…read as though they were typed one-handed. – “Follow Your Bliss”
- “The ‘first oral sex robot’ looks more like a Wi-Fi router with benefits.“
- Can Nevada brothel workers collect disability for work-related injury?
- Can a relationship work if the man was completely broken by his ex?
- “Even those who mean well often operate with bullshit information.“
- The true motivations of the rescue industry and anti-sex crusaders.
- “What we’re seeing is a full-on frontal assault against sex workers.“
- “They spy on their neighbors then complain about what they see?“
- “To attribute prostitution to fear of Nigerian juju is pure hogwash.“
- “It’s astonishing anyone could want more obscenity prosecutions.“
- Prohibition has been proven to be unsafe to humans in any form.
- Whore-hatred in World War II France and contemporary Iceland.
- Why sex worker rights have languished while gay rights thrived.
- How the government created a bogeyman to justify censorship.
- What forward and backward on sex work policy both look like.
- My first proper sit-down feast in my own place since the ’90s.
- The incompatibility of facts with dogma and science with law.
- The average age of debut in prostitution is nowhere near 13.
- Young women do as they’ve always done. Everybody panic!
- The FBI’s plan to ensnare hundreds of sex workers is foiled.
- Are you offended when amateurs wear “hooker” costumes?
- Florida criminalizes strolling, waving and asking questions.
- “The goal of sexual suppression is producing submission.“
- An act of kindness morphs into a “child sex slave” panic.
- The predictable results of confusing images with reality.
- The beginning of Super Bowl hysteria in Indianapolis.
- A radical proposal on the subject of parental rights.
- What European news stories on sex work look like.
- Sex and death are but two sides of the same coin.
- My friend Sophie does outeach to street workers.
- A satisfied husband makes a happy marriage.
- Virtually a catalogue of prohibitionist bullshit.
- A sociological group backs decriminalization.
- Umpteen thousand people can’t be wrong!
- A quick and easy way to clear a fenceline.
- “There is no ‘sex trafficking marketplace’.”
- Sex rays contaminate a reading program.
- Veronica Franco, courtesan and poetess.
- Detroit’s persecution of private parties.
- On the nonexistence of free lunches.
- A mobile sex worker rights billboard.
- A disgusting yogurt-tainting creep.
- Louisiana outlaws the use of cash.
- Hard facts about “sex trafficking”.
- The Wonderland of legalization.
- Swanee Hunt’s private pogrom.
- The Mexican goddess of death.
- A new term: “eglimaphilia”.
- The truth about succubae.
- The history of Hanukkah.
- Five more hooker songs.
- A busy busy busy week.
- Happy Birthday, USMC!
- An app for arrestees.
- “The Logical Song“.
- Wood trafficking.
- Toys for Tots.
Links #595
Posted in Current Events, Links, Miscellaneous, Music, Tyranny, tagged animals, cops, Egypt, Florida, games, I’m Sure You Feel Safer Now, Illinois, imaginative fiction, Pennsylvania, teachers, Texas, video on November 28, 2021| 1 Comment »
Sophia got carried away. – Brass Against
To commemorate the passing of one of the titans of musical theater, I present the opening number of the first production for which he wrote both words and music (still one of my favorites of his oeuvre). The links above it were provided by David Ley, Scott Hechinger, Emma Evans, Mike Siegel, Walter Olson, Cop Crisis, and Scott Greenfield, in that order.
- As one does.
- Just a few bad apples.
- Nightmare of the week.
- Fun for the whole family!
- R.I.P. Stephen Sondheim.
- Your “leaders” refer to this as “protecting children”.
- I’m sure you’ll feel safer when they catch this master criminal.
From the Archives
- It usually starts with the politically unpopular, but it never stops with us.
- To flush civil rights, just apply a label like “prostitute” or “gang member”.
- Burying government in lawsuits is the only way to slow its depredations.
- The state believes it owns you and you have no right to defend yourself.
- If case you still think decriminalization in Rhode Island was “accidental”.
- While cops suffer no consequences, this is mere political grandstanding.
- Sometimes “sex trafficking” = helping an underage sex worker survive.
- Cops, chips, California, Johnny Rotten, Jeffrey Combs, and much more.
- We keep learning more about Amazon’s fascist collaboration with cops.
- This fantasy number now exceeds 1.3% of the entire world population.
- What an actual attempt at abduction into forced prostitution looks like.
- Another bad law giving prosecutors more ways to charge teen sexters.
- The racism of European “anti-trafficking” is getting harder to disguise.
- A jury slaps down the government’s crusade against Christian charity.
- US reporter thinks her sadfeelz trump Filipinas’ right to make a living.
- Nevada brothel whores feel compelled to vomit out toxic whorearchy.
- Government sends a SWAT team to stop people from reading fiction.
- A good argument for refusing to roll over and let yourself be robbed.
- Censors have learned to use “progressive” rhetoric to cloak prudery.
- Another cop scam to shore up the dying “sex trafficking” mythology.
- Why local laws banning facial recognition are just feel-good bullshit.
- African sex worker news articles are full of bizarre, stilted language.
- When a highway is destroyed, the traffic has to go into side streets.
- Our descendants will wonder why we thought this was noteworthy.
- This regurgitation of debunked nonsense is pathetic even for cops.
- Why I avoid “Black Friday” and collect toys for needy kids instead.
- Pasco County’s “predictive policing” scheme doesn’t spare minors.
- Your “leaders” don’t like being caught with their hands in your till.
- Sweden has never really given a damn about this rape charge.
- The ruinous War on Drugs is finally starting to wind down.
- Cathy Reisenwitz on the origin of whore-hatred in women.
- This is symptomatic of the government’s deep moral rot.
- Cops, headlines, spelling, Gifaanisqatsi, and much more.
- The moral panic continues to spin wildly out of control.
- Tell me again how the US isn’t a police state.
- My two previous columns for Thanksgiving.
- Mexico may be getting rid of “avails” laws.
- November 2016 and 2017 in retrospect.
- It’s impossible to state this too often.
- So I spent all afternoon on my back.
- At peak hysteria, all it takes is this.
- Rapist cops of the week.
- A blissfully boring week.
Yuletide 2021
Posted in Holidays, tagged Ask Maggie, holidays, Ladies of the Night, Presents, The Essential Maggie McNeill, The Forms of Things Unknown, The War on Whores, Toys for Tots on November 26, 2021| 2 Comments »
Every year on this day, the traditional beginning of the Yuletide season in the US, I remind my readers that the real spirit of the season involves giving to others rather than literally fighting to get more for yourself. Children and whores are St. Nick’s two favorite groups of people; you can help the latter by donating to a sex worker charity such as SWOP Behind Bars, or you can help both by booking a session with a sex worker you know has kids. If you don’t know any, you can help by participating in my annual Toys for Tots special. Since I’m now semi-retired, I’ve changed the deal, but the new way is open to more people anyway. From now until Friday, December 10th, everyone who donates $100 for me to buy toys with (you can send it via PayPal to maggiemcneill@earthlink.net or via Cash app to $MaggieMcNeill) will get any two of my books (your choice), autographed! And if you’re one of my regular gents, we can still do the usual deal (30 minutes extra per $100) if you prefer. If you’re not hurting economically yourself, please consider donating (either to my drive or to one near you); the economy still hasn’t rebounded yet, and rising inflation is taking a bite out of many people’s income, so there will be less money for toys this year. And while we adults can understand that, it can be heartbreaking for very young children to think Santa Claus has forgotten them or bypassed them because they were naughty. Please help if you can, so together we can bring joy to needy children who might otherwise have nothing on Christmas morning.
Thanksgiving 2021
Posted in Holidays, tagged holidays on November 25, 2021| Leave a Comment »
Diary #595
Posted in Diary, tagged psychology, Sunset on November 23, 2021| 2 Comments »
I’m in Seattle today, but out at Sunset the repair guy is supposed to be fixing my generator transfer switch. And that’s a good thing, because I’m thoroughly sick of having to figure out which electrical devices I can run at the same time and for how long, like in the first season of Green Acres. Oh, it’s not that bad; 110-volt appliances don’t seem to create any problems, and even the 220-volt ones are OK run one at a time except the water heater (which draws about 9.6 kw all by itself). But since I have lots of thick, curly hair (as you may have noticed), that is problem enough. For the past two weeks, the only way I can wash my hair without tripping the main breaker is to run the water for just long enough to get my hair wet (which takes about 5 minutes), then turn it off while I lather it up, then run it again for long enough to rinse, then turn it off again to condition, before finally rinsing it out. And for someone who likes hot showers as much as I do, that’s really annoying. I took a good, leisurely one when I got to my apartment yesterday, but the shower there is of the stall variety so I can’t condition my hair there with the water running, either. So I’m really looking forward to having a healthy home electrical system again, so I can take as many damned showers I want for as long as I bloody well please.
Meet the Tweets
Posted in Miscellaneous, Perception, Tyranny, Words, tagged California, China, cops, disease, language, neofeminism, politicians, propaganda, psychology, Twitter, United Kingdom on November 22, 2021| Leave a Comment »
Why does ANYONE, even fanatical prohibitionists, take the ravings of Sheila Jeffreys seriously when the depth of her mental illness is obvious to anyone with even the slightest knowledge on the subject?
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) October 22, 2021
What Americans have done to the venerable word "liberal" is a crime in and of itself.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) October 26, 2021
When cops use the bland-sounding phrase "performed a PIT maneuver", this is what they're talking about. This is what "performing a PIT maneuver" actually looks like. Remember it. https://t.co/bHMBiLDWXQ
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) October 28, 2021
"Why can't older people instantly change their views to adhere to currently-popular ones?" is such a self-evidently silly, narcissistic question that it ranks right alongside "Why can't young people do things like we do?" in cluelessness.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) October 31, 2021
If enough cops quit due to vaccine mandates, COVID vaccines will save even MORE lives than initially estimated.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 1, 2021
That dude really needs to find a better outlet for his violent kink fantasies. https://t.co/pDk3tamtH4
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 2, 2021
I'm not sure about the first one, but the others are, in order,
"Beware of women"
"Beware of random punches"
"Beware of chatty people"
"Beware of existential dread"
"Beware of giant syringes"
"Beware of your evil mirror-universe counterpart"— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 4, 2021
People sometimes ask me how long I've been doing the snakeskin print thing. Well today I was cleaning out some boxes in my closet, and this may be provide an answer for those of you old enough to remember this kind of fashion. pic.twitter.com/pJ16TqpS5Z
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 6, 2021
You can easily do that at your local ASPCA or humane society. https://t.co/UpyPEbmwzY
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 6, 2021
A perfect encapsulation of modern US & UK politics. https://t.co/feYdizvLxA
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 8, 2021
Well, that's one way to lower rents in California. https://t.co/a1ExGBTgqb
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 10, 2021
Humans are just highfalutin' monkeys with pretensions of grandeur, espousing high-sounding concepts they can only barely grasp until it's more convenient to succumb to the effluvia of the amygdala and hate anyone their hindbrain sees as "them".
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 11, 2021
Why are amateurs so goddamned stupid, and so willing to advertise their stupidity to all and sundry? https://t.co/ET0n96qxSf
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 13, 2021
If you actually expect laws and courts to deliver "justice", you have been watching WAAAAAAAY too much copaganda on TV.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 16, 2021
"Algorithms" are the 21st-century equivalent of numerology and goat entrails.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 17, 2021
If I were granted a one-use superpower, it would be the ability to fire a deep, complete, and lasting grasp of how legal precedent works into the brains of every single human being on this planet, simultaneously.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 19, 2021
Sex workers who try to make points by barfing out the word "illegal" really need to buy themselves a better mirror.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 19, 2021
If your belief in civil rights varies with who's on the throne and whose neck the noose is around, you are both a hypocrite and a fool.
— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 20, 2021
Links #594
Posted in Current Events, Links, Miscellaneous, Music, Tyranny, tagged animals, Catholicism, censorship, comics, cops, I’m Sure You Feel Safer Now, imaginative fiction, Ohio, Pennsylvania, prisons, psychology, Spain, Texas, Torture Chamber, United Kingdom, video on November 21, 2021| 1 Comment »
It feels good to know that I played a small part in paralyzing a cho, LMAO. – Garrett Osbon
When the name Casino Royale was re-used for one of the James Bond franchise movies in 2006, those of us who remember the David Niven/Woody Allen parody from 1967 couldn’t help being amused, but apparently someone decided to juxtapose the two in a more direct way. The video was provided by Franklin Harris, and the links above it by Clarissa (x2), Jesse Walker, Billy Binion, and Cop Crisis (x2), in that order.
- Headline of the Week.
- I’m sure you feel safer now.
- The great Glasgow Vampire Hunt of 1954.
- Crime: expired license plate. Penalty: summary execution.
- Prosecutors charge nearby people for murders cops commit.
- “Crime”: made sex tape with girlfriend. Penalty: quadriplegia.
From the Archives
- It’s rare for a US court to uphold the Constitution against the government.
- Your “leaders” will use any excuse to further empower cops to rob people.
- A toiletful of myths, lies, fascist cheerleading & other assorted sociopathy.
- Prohibition turns bodies into “crime scenes” which cops can violate at will.
- Using “violence against women” cant to increase violence against women.
- 41% of cops admit to beating their wives. Some don’t stop with beating.
- Will they quietly muscle power away from him as PA is doing to Krasner?
- Cops had no interest in catching him until he started killing non-whores.
- Americans suffer from a peculiar and characteristic ignorance of history.
- Two hardline prohibitionists at the top do not bode well for sex workers.
- If Democrats cared about human rights, this would be in their platform.
- FBI intentionally destroyed exculpatory evidence in the Backpage case.
- Is Hollywood finally starting to back off from “sex trafficking” hysteria?
- Politicians won’t stop until they can censor the internet as they please.
- Prohibitionists don’t care who suffers to advance their twisted agenda.
- “Police explorer” programs are grooming schemes for predatory cops.
- Hungarian politicians are as potty-obsessed as their US counterparts.
- The press, partying like it’s 1999 & nobody’s heard of escort reviews.
- “Rescued” means “arrested” & “safe” means “caged for deportation”.
- “Xi urged the party to emulate aspects of America’s ‘war on terror’”.
- When a headline asks a question, the answer is nearly always “no”.
- Offering a whore only $40 is indeed attempted sexual exploitation.
- Amazon’s fascist collaboration with cops just keeps getting worse.
- Why can’t people choose a government as they choose a religion?
- Unlike Americans, Hong Kongers know tyranny when they see it.
- Useful idiots never see where “hate speech” laws inevitably lead.
- Both “teams” love ugly, racist, agency-negating whore stigma.
- On the dogma that sex without “enthusiastic consent” is rape.
- Wannabe cop murdered three women and tried for a fourth.
- Censors’ fixation on Pornhub spreads to Thailand and India.
- Everything cops and other “justice” officials tell you is a lie.
- More blaming of bad behavior on an imaginary “addiction”.
- Male sex workers’ clients are never predominantly female.
- Seattle cops have a positive fetish for illegal surveillance.
- A monster’s attempted power grab goes down the toilet.
- Cops, cats, straight people, Beethoven, and much more.
- Pimps are uncommon, but most who do exist are cops.
- FOSTA was a huge miscalculation by prohibitionists.
- No woman is safe from sexually-aggressive cops.
- Cops, Clue, exploding whales, and much more.
- More presents from a lovely birthday season.
- A review of an episode of Deep Space Nine.
- Remember “prostitution-free zones”?
- A ramp down into the paddock.
- Greta Thunberg, child saint.
- A short collection of tweets.
- The quiet week that wasn’t.
- Rapist cops of the week.