Every time I publish one of my “hooker songs” columns, readers make suggestions for the next one; that’s great, and I’ve used many of those suggestions in later columns. But I’ve been doing it for so long now, newer readers are starting to suggest ones I’ve already done. So here’s a continuously-updated, hyperlinked catalog of all the songs I’ve presented so far. And just for the sake of completeness, I’ve included a second section with all the songs for which I’ve featured videos, even if they aren’t whore-related.
Hooker Songs
Baroque Bordello (The Stranglers)
Big City Girls (April Wine)
Bring Your Greenbacks (Ethel Waters)
Call Me (Blondie)
Candy’s Room (Bruce Springsteen)
Centerfold (Seth Justman; performed by the J. Geils Band)
Cross-Eyed Mary (Jethro Tull)
Darling Nikki (Prince)
Down in the Alley (Memphis Minnie)
Down the Road Tonight (Bruce Hornsby and the Range)
Dulcinea (Leigh/Darion; sung by Simon Gilbert dubbing Peter O’Toole)
867-5309 (Tommy Tutone)
Everything’s Alright (Webber/Rice; performed by Yvonne Elliman, Ted Neeley and Carl Anderson)
Family Man (Oldfield/Cross; performed by Hall and Oates)
Fancy (Bobbie Gentry)
Farewell To Storyville (Clarence Williams; performed by Billie Holiday and Louis Armstrong)
Fire Down Below (Bob Seger)
Glad Rag Doll (Yellen/Dougherty/Ager; performed by Ruth Etting)
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (Elton John/Bernie Taupin; performed by Elton John)
Greenbacks (Ray Charles)
The Grisettes Song (Franz Lehár; French lyrics by Viktor Léon and Leo Stein; performed by Jane Thorngren and chorus)
Hey Lady (Kate McGrew)
Hey, Big Spender (Dorothy Fields; performed by Sweet Charity cast)
Hot Child in the City (Nick Gilder)
The House of the Rising Sun (Traditional; performed by Dolly Parton)
The House of the Rising Sun (Traditional; performed by musical Tesla coils)
I’m Tired (Mel Brooks; performed by Madeline Kahn)
Island Girl (Elton John/Bernie Taupin; performed by Elton John)
It’s All the Same (Leigh/Darion; performed by Sophia Loren)
Jacky (Jacques Brel; translated and performed by Mort Shuman)
Jezebel (Sade)
Killer Queen (Queen)
La Grange (ZZ Top)
Lady Marmalade (Crewe/Nolan; performed by LaBelle)
Louise (Paul Siebel)
Love for Sale (Cole Porter; performed by Ella Fitzgerald)
The Magdalene Laundries (Joni Mitchell)
Magdalene Laundry (Mary Coughlan)
Maggie May (Traditional; performed by The Beatles)
A Man for Every Day in the Week (Sippie Wallace)
Mexican Blackbird (ZZ Top)
Material Girl (Peter Brown/Robert Rans; performed by Madonna)
Midtown Asian Sex Spa (B.B. Wye)
Minnie the Moocher (Cab Calloway)
New Orleans Ladies (LeRoux)
Next (Jacques Brel; translated by Blau/Shuman; performed by Walter Willison)
Nobody’s Sweetheart (Kahn/Erdman/Meyers/Schoebel; performed by the Louisiana Rhythm Kings)
Pleasures of the Harbor (Phil Ochs)
Private Dancer (Mark Knopfler; performed by Tina Turner)
Raised on Robbery (Joni Mitchell)
Rent (Pet Shop Boys)
Roxanne (The Police)
Santa Baby (Javits/Springer; performed by Eartha Kitt)
Sempre Libera (Giuseppe Verdi; lyrics by F. Piave; performed by Anna Moffo)
The Son of Hickory Holler’s Tramp (Dallas Frazier; performed by O.C. Smith)
State Street Blues (Thompson/Williams; performed by Lovin’ Sam Theard)
Strange Thing Mystifying (Webber/Rice; performed by Ted Neeley and Carl Anderson)
Sweet Cream Ladies (The Box Tops)
Sweet Georgia Brown (Bernie/Pinkard/Casey; performed by Ella Fitzgerald)
Sweet Painted Lady (Elton John/Bernie Taupin; performed by Elton John)
The Taxicab (Jacques Brel; translated and performed by Mort Shuman)
Ten Cents a Dance (Hart/Rogers; performed by Ruth Etting)
Texas Has a Whorehouse in It (Carol Hall; performed by Dom Deluise)
Trick of the Light (The Who)
Walk on the Wild Side (Lou Reed)
A Woman’s Story (Tempo/Stevens/Spector; performed by Cher)
X Offender (Blondie)
Other Songs
Ace of Spades (Motörhead; performed by Jitse Zonneveld and Frank Steijns)
Acid Queen (Pete Townshend; performed by Tina Turner)
Africa (Toto)
Ain’t Got No Home (Clarence “Frogman” Henry)
Ain’t No Sunshine (Bill Withers)
Ain’t That a Shame (Fats Domino)
Air on a G String (J.S. Bach; performed by Wendy Carlos)
All About That Cake (Daniel Cormier)
All For the Best (Stephen Schwartz; performed by Victor Garber/David Haskell)
Alley Oop (Dallas Frazier; performed by the Hollywood Argyles)
Alpha (Vangelis)
Amazin’ Man (John Bird)
Amish Paradise (“Weird Al” Yankovic)
Amok Time (Gerald Fried)
And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda (Eric Bogle)
And When I Die (Blood, Sweat & Tears)
Angie Baby (Alan O’Day; sung by Helen Reddy)
Anything Goes (Cole Porter; performed by Mitzi Gaynor)
As Tears Go By (Marianne Faithfull)
The Attack of the Giant Ants (Blondie)
Ave Maria (Franz Schubert; sung by Alessandro Moreschi)
Badlands (Bruce Springsteen)
Bagpipe Swing (Gunhild Carling)
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (Leonard Nimoy)
Banana Boat Song (Harry Belafonte)
Band of Gold (Edythe Wayne & Ron Dunbar; sung by Freda Payne)
Bat Out of Hell (Jim Steinman; performed by Meat Loaf)
Batman theme (Neil Hefti)
Be My Baby (Barry/Greenwich/Spector; performed by The Ronettes)
Bear Claws (The Academic)
The Beat Goes On (Sonny & Cher)
Beezlebub (Beats Antique)
Belief (Otyken)
The Bertha Butt Boogie (The Jimmy Castor Bunch)
Beth (KISS)
Bette Davis Eyes (Donna Weiss/Jackie DeShannon; performed by Kim Carnes)
Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered (Rodgers/Hart; sung by Sinead O’Connor)
Beyond Antares (Hatch/Coon; performed by Nichelle Nichols)
Billie Jean (Michael Jackson; performed by Beeble)
Billie Jean (Michael Jackson; performed by Barcelona Guitar Trio)
Bills (Lunchmoney Lewis)
Black and White (David I. Arkin and Earl Robinson; sung by Sonny & Cher)
Blackfly (Wade Hemsworth)
Blitzkrieg Bop (The Ramones)
The Blob theme (Burt Bacharach)
Blue Skies (Irving Berlin; sung by Frank Sinatra)
Blues in the Night (Arlen/Mercer; performed by Cab Calloway)
Bohemian Rhapsody (Freddie Mercury, performed by Richie Castellano)
Bohemian Rhapsody (Freddie Mercury, performed on a fairground organ)
Boy Wonder, I Love You (Frank Zappa; performed by Burt Ward)
Brand New Key (Melanie)
Breaking the Law (Judas Priest)
Bye Bye Love (Bryant/Bryant; performed by The Everly Brothers)
The Call of Cthulhu (Simo)
Call the Cops (Rob Hustle)
Can You Picture That? (Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem)
Canon in D (Johann Pachelbel)(an even weirder version)
Can’t Take My Eyes Off You (Crewe/Gaudio; performed by Mary Wilson)
Captain America Statistics Song (Fox ADHD)
Carol of the Bells (Mykola Leontovych; performed by Lindsey Stirling)
Casino Royale (Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass)
Cat People theme (David Bowie)
‘Cause We’ve Ended As Lovers (Jeff Beck)
Cello Wars
Chanukah Honey (Rachel Bloom)
Chick-a-Boom (Groovie Goolies)
Children of the Sun (Billy Thorpe)
A Christmas Carol (Tom Lehrer)
Christmas with the Devil (Spinal Tap)
Classical Chaos (Voiceplay)
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati (Rose and the Arrangement)
Cold Dead Hands (Remy)
Comedy Tonight (Stephen Sondheim; performed by Zero Mostel)
Convoy (C. W. McCall)
The Crush of Love (Joe Satriani)
Crystallize (Lindsey Stirling)
Cult of Personality (Living Color)
Danse Macabre (Camille Saint-Saens)
Darkest Carols, Faithful Sing (Christopher Lee)
The Dead Don’t Dance (Alice Cooper)
Debbie Gibson is Pregnant with My Two-Headed Love Child (Mojo Nixon)
Dentist! (Menken/Ashman; performed by Steve Martin)
Der Fuhrer’s Face (Spike Jones)
Deteriorata (Hedra/Guest; performed by Norman Rose & Melissa Manchester)
Dies Irae (traditional)
Different Drum (Mike Nesmith; performed by Raquel Welch)
Dinosaurs in Love (Fenn Rosenthal)
Disney Princess Leia
Disney Villains: The Musical (Antonius Nazareth; performed by Michelle Cameron, Elizabeth Oldak, Tiger Darrow and Kim Carpluk)
Do You Know What It Means To Miss New Orleans? (DeLange/Alter; sung by Louis Armstrong)
Do You Want My Purr Purr? (Poopy Cat Dolls)
Doctor Who theme (Ron Grainer, performed by Sonya Belousova)
Doctor Who theme (Ron Grainer, arranged & performed by George C Music)
Doctor Who theme (Ron Grainer, arranged & performed by Pisces Rising)
Don’t Come Around Here No More (Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers)
Don’t Get Me Wrong (The Pretenders)
Don’t Step on the Grass, Sam (Steppenwolf)
Don’t Stop the Sandman (Rock Sugar)
The Dream (David Sanborn)
Dream Weaver (Gary Wright)
Dreaming (Blondie)
Dreams Are Real (Ryan Barger and Katie Akana)
Dumb Ways to Die
Eleanor Rigby (The Beatles) (altered version)
The Elephant in the Room (Axis of Awesome)
11:59 (Blondie)
Elvis is Everywhere (Mojo Nixon)
Emma Peel (The Allies)
Enter Sandman (Metallica; performed by Caleb Hyles)
Enter Sandman/Shipping Up To Boston (Metallica & Dropkick Murphys, performed by The Snake Charmer, Phantom Piper & Dame of Drones)
Equinoxe, Part 4 (Jean-Michel Jarre)
Erie Canal (traditional; sung by Bruce Springsteen)
Everybody Loves the Sunshine (Roy Ayers)
Everyday People (Sly & the Family Stone)
The Fade Away (Garfunkel and Oates)
Fame (Gore/Pitchford; sung by Irene Cara)
Feet Don’t Fail Me Now (Utopia)
The First Thing You Know (Lerner & Loewe; performed by Lee Marvin)
Flopsy’s Lament (Mojo Place)
Fly Me To the Moon (Bart Howard; sung by Frank Sinatra)
Fly…Night Bird (Roy Buchanan)
Footprints (Wayne Shorter)
For Pete’s Sake (Peter Tork; performed by The Monkees)
Forget About the Price Tag (Erin McDonald; parody video)
4 Chords (Axis of Awesome)
4’33” (John Cage; performed by Dead Territory)
Free Bird (Lynyrd Skynyrd; performed by Luna)
Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent (Jeff Jaisun)
Friendship (Cole Porter; performed by Lucille Ball & Red Skelton)
Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury (Rachel Bloom)
Fuck You (Lily Allen)
The Funky Chicken (Rufus Thomas)
The Gambler (Don Schlitz; performed by Kenny Rogers)
Gangnam Style (Park Jae-Sang, Yoo Gun-hyung; performed by Pentatonix)
Garden of Your Mind (Fred Rogers)
Georgy Girl (Springfield/Dale; performed by The Seekers)
The Girl from Ipanema (Jobim/Gimbel; sung by Astrud Gilberto)
Girls Just Want To Have Fun (Robert Hazard; performed by Chase Holfelder)
Go Kart Racing (Accidentally Masturbating) (Garfunkel and Oates)
Godzilla (Blue Oyster Cult)
Gonads and Strife
Good Cops (Rob Hustle)
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (theme) (Ennio Morricone)
Goodnight, Sweetheart (Noble/Campbell/Connelly; performed by Wayne King)
Great Balls of Fire (Blackwell/Hammer; performed by Jerry Lee Lewis)
Green Onions (Booker T. & the M.G.s)
The Grinch Song (Hague/Geisel; sung by Thurl Ravenscroft)
Guinevere (Crosby, Stills, and Nash)
H.R. Pufnstuf theme
Hallelujah (Leonard Cohen)
Hands Up (Uncle Murda & Maino)
The Harder They Come (Jimmy Cliff)
The Hardest Part (Blondie)
Hazy Shade of Winter (Paul Simon; performed by The Bangles)
Help Me Make It Through the Night (Kris Kristofferson, with Miss Piggy)
Higher Ground (Stevie Wonder)
Holly Jolly Christmas (Johnny Marks; sung by Burl Ives)
Honky Tonk Train Blues (Mead Lux Lewis)
Hooked on a Feeling (Mark James; performed by B.J. Thomas)
Hot for Teacher (Van Halen)
Hotel California (The Eagles; performed by B&B Project)
Hurrian Hymn #6 (performed by Michael Levy)
I Am The Doctor (performed by Jon Pertwee)
I Believe in Father Christmas (Greg Lake)
I Can See Clearly Now (Johnny Nash)
I Can’t Breathe (Pussy Riot)
I Enjoy Being a Girl (Rogers & Hammerstein; performed by Carol Burnett, Chita Rivera & Caterina Valente)
I Feel Free (Pete Brown & Jack Bruce; performed by Cream)
I Got It From Agnes (Tom Lehrer)
I Hate Christmas (Oscar the Grouch)
I Honestly Love You (Barry/Allen; performed by Olivia Newton-John)
I in the Sky (Steve Zuckerman)
I Kissed a Girl (Jill Sobule)
I Left My Heart in San Francisco (Cory/Cross; performed by Tony Bennett)
I Love Beans (Brak)
I Love Being a Pig
I Love Onions (Hill/Cochrane; sung by Susan Christie)
I Miss Paul (Steven Banks)
I Say Wonderful/I Say Yucch! (Jeff Moss; performed by Frank Oz & Jerry Nelson)
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream (Howard Johnson, Billy Moll, and Robert King; performed by Fred Waring & His Pennsylvanians)
I Steal Pets (Rachel Bloom)
I Think I Love You (Tony Romeo; performed by The Partridge Family)
I Think You’re a Dick (Laurel Hay)
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas (John Rox; performed by Gayla Peevey)
I Want You Back (Jackson 5)
I Was Made for Lovin’ You (Kiss; performed by Silenzium)
I Will Play for Gumbo (Jimmy Buffett)
I’d Like To Come (The Wet Spots)
If I Were a Boy (Rachel Bloom)
If I Were a Rich Man (Bock/Harnick; performed by Topol)
If She Knew What She Wants (Jules Shear; performed by The Bangles)
I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles (Kenbrovin/Kellette; sung by Campbell & Burr)
I’m Only Sleeping (Lennon/McCartney; performed by The Beatles)
The Immigrant Song (Page/Plant; adapted & performed by Miracle Aligner)
In the Heat of the Night theme (Quincy Jones; sung by Ray Charles)
In the Summertime (Mungo Jerry)
Interjections! (Lynn Ahrens; sung by Essra Mohawk)
Irlande (Vangelis)
Istanbul (Jimmy Kennedy/Nat Simon; performed by They Might Be Giants)
It’s Christmas Time (Ella Jenkins)
It’s Hard To Be Humble (Mac Davis)
It’s Only a Paper Moon (Arlen/Harburg/Rose; performed by Paul Whiteman)
Jazz Waltz (Shostakovich; performed by Layers)
Jeopardy (Greg Kihn Band)
Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring (J.S. Bach)
Jim Carrey’s “Cold Dead Hand”: A Rebuttal (Remy)
Joie de Vivre (Neil Sedaka)
Jolene (Dolly Parton; performed by Bardcore)
Jumpin’ Jive (Cab Calloway)
Killing Me Softly (Roberta Flack)
King Herod’s Song (Webber/Rice; performed by Alice Cooper)
Kinky Boots (Kretzmer/Lee, sung by Patrick Macnee & Honor Blackman)
Kiss the Girl (Menken/Ashman; performed by Chase Holfelder)
Kung Fu Fighting (Carl Douglas)
Land of the Lost theme
Laura Palmer’s Theme (Angelo Badalamenti)
Lay Down (Melanie)
Lazarus (David Bowie)
Leader of the Pack (The Shangri-Las)
The Lees of Old Virginia (Sherman Edwards; performed by Ronald Holgate)
Legs (ZZ Top)
Lemon Pound Cake (Afroman)
Lesbian Seagull (Tom Wilson Weinberg, sung by Engelbert Humperdinck)
Let it Ride (Bachman-Turner Overdrive)
Let It Snow (Sammy Cahn/Jule Styne; performed by the Star Trek: TNG cast)
The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Linda/Weiss; performed by The Tokens)
Little Red Riding Hood (Ron Blackwell; performed by Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs)
Little Willy (Chinn/Chapman; performed by Sweet)
London Underground (Amateur Transplants)
The Lonely N Song (Steve Zuckerman)
The Loophole (Garfunkel and Oates)
Love Child (The Clan; performed by The Supremes)
Love is Like Oxygen (Scott/Griffin; performed by Sweet)
Lullaby of London (The Pogues)
Mama, I’m Coming Home (Ozzy Osbourne)
Mammy Blue (Roger Whittaker)
A Man, a Horse, and a Gun (Henry Mancini)
March from the Funeral Music for Queen Mary (Purcell; performed by Deutsches Symphonie-Orchester Berlin)
Marichka (Chervona Ruta)
Me Ole Bamboo (Sherman/Sherman; performed by Dick Van Dyke)
Mexican Radio (Wall of Voodoo)
Mister Crowley (Ozzy Osbourne)
Mr. Popeil (“Weird Al” Yankovic)
The Mob Rules (Black Sabbath)
Montero (Li’l Nas)
Moondance (Van Morrison)
Morgus the Magnificent (Frankie Ford)
Mother Russia (Renaissance)
Mule Skinner Blues (The Fendermen)
Munchkinland (Arlen/Yarburg; performed by Judy Garland and cast)
My Apartment’s Very Clean Without You (Garfunkel and Oates)
My Christmas List (Alice Cooper and Rob Halford)
My Heart Will Go On (Horner/Jennings; performed by Big Marvel)
Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo (Oingo Boingo)
Natural Woman (Carole King/Gerry Goffin; performed by Aretha Franklin)
Nemesis Man (Billy Joel/H.P. Lovecraft; performed by R’Lyeh Joel)
Night on Bald Mountain (Modest Mussorgsky; arranged by Rimsky-Korsakov, performed by the Slovak Philharmonic Orchestra)
The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia (Bobby Russell; performed by Vicki Lawrence)
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down (The Band)
Ninth Symphony, Fourth Movement (Ludwig van Beethoven)
Nobody Will Watch the Tony Awards With Me (Rachel Bloom)
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom (Parry Grip)
Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien (Charles Dumont; sung by Edith Piaf)
Nosferatu (Bouchard/Wheels; performed by Blue Oyster Cult)
Nothing Else Matters (Metallica; performed by Apocalyptica)
Notice Me Senpai
The OCDance (Rachel Bloom)
Odds Are (Barenaked Ladies)
Ode To Billie Joe (Bobbie Gentry)
Ohio (Neil Young; performed by The Fine Designs)
Older (They Might Be Giants)
One Night in Bangkok (Rice/Ulvaeus/Andersson; performed by Jonas Wolf)
Orange Colored Sky (Delugg/Stein; performed by Lynda Carter)
Orange Colored Sky (Delugg/Stein; performed by Adam West)
Oranges Poranges (performed by Billie Hayes)
Over the Rainbow (Harold Arlen/E.Y. Harburg; performed by Judy Garland)
Paint It Black (The Rolling Stones)(German cover by Karel Gott)(French cover by Marie Laforet)
Papa Grows Funk (Russell Batiste)
Papa Wolfgang Style (B²TSM)
Papageno (WA Mozart; animation by Lotte Reiniger)
Paradise by the Dashboard Light (Jim Steinman; performed by Meat Loaf & Karla DeVito)
Pennies from Heaven (Johnson/Burke; sung by Bing Crosby)
People Will Die! (Remy)
Personality Crisis (New York Dolls)
The Pill (Allen/McHan/Bayless/Lynn; performed by Loretta Lynn)
Pinball Number Count (The Pointer Sisters)
Polkamania! (“Weird Al” Yankovic)
Poo Party (Shri)
Popcorn (Gershon Kingsley)
Popcorn (Gershon Kingsley; performed by Charlie Parra)
Popeye (Lamont Dozier)
Postcards from Paradise (Ringo Starr)
Powerhouse (Raymond Scott)
Prince Ali (Menken/Ashman; sung by Robin Williams)
Princess Leia’s Stolen Death Star Plans (Lennon/McCartney; words & performed by Palette-Swap Ninja)
Prisencolinensinainciusol (Adriano Celentano)
Puff the Magic Dragon (Peter, Paul and Mary)
Pure Imagination (Bricusse/Newley; performed by Gene Wilder)
Purple Rain (Prince; performed by Miche Braden & Postmodern Jukebox)
Put One Foot in Front of the Other (Laws/Bass; sung by Mickey Rooney)
Puttin’ On the Ritz (Irving Berlin; performed by Gene Wilder & Peter Boyle)
Que Sera, Sera (Jay Livingston & Ray Evans; sung by Doris Day)
Radar Rider (Riggs)
Rage of Thrones (Axis of Awesome)
The Rainbow Connection (Paul Williams/Kenneth Ascher; performed by Debbie Harry & Kermit the Frog)
Ramblin’ Man (Allman Brothers)
Real World (Matchbox 20)
Rice Krispies commercial (performed by the Rolling Stones)
The Riddler (Frank Gorshin)
Right Place, Wrong Time (Dr. John)
Rock and Roll Dreams (Jim Steinman)
Rockin’ with the Rhythm of the Rain (Maher/Schlitz; performed by The Judds)
Rocky Top/Yakety Sax (Dolly Parton)
Roll Over Beethoven (Chuck Berry)
Roses of Success (Sherman/Sherman; cast of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)
Rubber Biscuit (Charles Johnson; performed by The Chips)
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (Gene Autry, performed by William Shatner & Billy Gibbons)
Ruin Your Day (Sparrow Folk)
Rumble (Link Wray)
Safari (Peter Alsop)
Sastanàqqàm (Tinariwen)
Say We’re Sweethearts Again (Earl Brent; performed by Virginia O’Brien)
Say We’re Sweethearts Again (Earl Brent; performed by Arleen Sorkin)
Scherzo (Ludwig von Beethoven; performed by David Garrett)
Secret Agent Man (Johnny Rivers)
See You On the Other Side (Ozzy Osbourne)
Send in the Clowns (Stephen Sondheim; performed by Glynis Johns)
Serpentine Fire (Earth, Wind & Fire)
1712 Overture (PDQ Bach)
Sex with Ducks (Garfunkel & Oates)
Shaft theme (Isaac Hayes)
She Blinded Me With Science (Thomas Dolby with Buzz Aldrin)
She Loves You (Lennon & McCartney; performed by Peter Sellers)
Shock Me (KISS)
A Shot in the Dark (Henry Mancini)
Silent “E” (Tom Lehrer)
Sixteen Tons (Merle Travis; performed by Geoff Castellucci)
The Smoke-Off (Shel Silverstein)
Smoke on the Water (Deep Purple; performed by Luna)
So Long Ago, So Clear (Vangelis; vocal by Jon Anderson)
La Soiree dans Grenade (Claude Debussy)
Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child (Samuel Coleridge-Taylor; played by Frances Walker)
Songbird (Christine McVie)
Soul Man (Sam & Dave)
The Sounds of Silence (Paul Simon & Google Translate; performed by Malinda Reese)
Space: 1999 theme (Barry Gray)
Space Oddity (David Bowie)
Space Oddity (David Bowie; performed by Chris Hadfield)
Spain (Chick Corea)
Spanish Flea (Julius Wechter; played by Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass)
Spiral (Vangelis)
Spongebob Squarepants theme (Drymon/Harrison/Hillenburg/Smith, slowed 800%)
Stagger Lee (traditional; sung by Lloyd Price)
Stairway to Gilligan’s Island (Little Roger and the Goosebumps)
Stairway To Heaven (Page/Plant; performed by Heart with orchestra & choir)
Stay the Night (Chicago)
Steppin’ Out (John Mayall’s Blues Breakers)
Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening (Rorem/Frost; sung by Susan Graham)
The Subway (Sesame Street Muppets)
Sultans of Swing (Mark Knopfler; performed by Luna)
Summer in the City (The Lovin’ Spoonful)
Summertime (George Gershwin; performed by Prince)
Sunrise (Grateful Dead)
Super Stupid (Funkadelic)
Sweet Child o’Mine (Guns N’Roses; performed by The Heimatdamisch)
Sweet Child o’Mine (Guns N’Roses; performed by Michelle Kwan)
Sweet Child o’Mine (Guns N’Roses; performed by Postmodern Jukebox)
Sweet Dreams (Tommy McLain)
Sympathy for Slenderman (Heather Anne Campbell; sung by Liz Beebe)
Tainted Love (Ed Cobb; arranged by Soft Cell; performed by 13 floppy drives)
Take a Chance On Me (Andersson/Ulvaeus; performed by Vinheteiro)
Take Off With Us (Lebowsky/Tobias; performed by All That Jazz cast)
A Taste of Honey (Bobby Scott & Ric Marlow.; played by Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass)
Teen Beat (Sandy Nelson)
Telstar (Joe Meek; played by The Tornadoes)
The Tennessee Bird Walk (Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan)
They All Axed for You (The Meters)
They Say I’m Different (Betty Davis)
This Could Be the Start of Something Big (Steve Allen with Steve Lawrence, Eydie Gormé & others)
This is Halloween (Danny Elfman; sung by Nightmare Before Christmas cast)
This Land is Mine (Ernest Gold/Pat Boone; performed by Andy Williams)
This Too Shall Pass (OK Go)
Those Were the Days (Boris Fomin & Gene Raskin; sung by Mary Hopkin)
Three is a Magic Number (Bob Dorough)
Three Little Fishies (Carringer/Idins/Dowell; sung by Jon Pertwee)
Thundarr the Barbarian theme
To Sir, With Love (Black/London; sung by Lulu)
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor (J.S. Bach; performed by Robert Tiso)
Too Old to Cut the Mustard (Ernest Tubb)
Toot Sweets (Sherman/Sherman; performed by the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang cast)
Trick Pony (Charlotte Gainsbourg)
Truckin’ (Grateful Dead)
Tubular Bells (Mike Oldfield)
Turtles All the Way Down (Sturgill Simpson)
Tutti Frutti (Little Richard)
Under My Thumb (Rolling Stones)
Under Pressure (David Bowie and Queen)
Up on the Roof (Goffin/King; performed by The Drifters)
Venus (Robbie van Leeuwen; performed by Bananarama)
Walk, Don’t Run (Johnny Smith; performed by The Ventures)
Waltz in A minor (Chopin; performed by Vinheteiro)
War Pigs (Iommi/Osbourne/Butler/Ward; performed by uKanDanZ)
We Don’t Need a Man (Rachel Bloom)
We Must Have Been Out of Our Minds (George Jones & Melba Montgomery)
We Need Some Money (Chuck Brown and the Soul Searchers)
We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service To You (Kinky Friedman)
We Will All Go Together When We Go (Tom Lehrer)
We’ll Meet Again (Ross Parker and Hughie Charles; sung by Vera Lynn)
Werewolves of London (Warren Zevon)
What a Wonderful World (Thiele/Weiss; performed by CDZA)
What Does the Cat Say? (N2 the Talking Cat; music by Ylvis)
Wheel in the Sky (Fleischman/Schon/Valory; performed by Journey)
When We Was Fab (George Harrison)
While My Guitar Gently Weeps (George Harrison; performed by Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood & Jeff Lynne)
While My Guitar Gently Weeps (George Harrison; performed by Luna)
While My Guitar Gently Weeps (George Harrison; performed by Max Dyer)
While My Guitar Gently Weeps (George Harrison; performed by Jake Shimabukuro)
White Rabbit (Jefferson Airplane)
A Whiter Shade of Pale (Procul Harum; performed by Jean-Paul Verpeaux)
Who Wants To Live Forever? (Queen)
Who’s Making Love? (Lou Donaldson)
Who’s Sorry Now? (Connie Francis)
Who’s Who? (sung by Roberta Tovey)
Why Can’t We Live Together (Timmy Thomas)
Wildwood Weed (Jim Stafford)
Will You Help Me Repair My Door? (Afroman)
Witchfinder General (Carl Douglas)
Wichita Lineman (Jimmy Webb; performed by Glenn Campbell)
Wolf Totem (The Hu)
The Wombling Song (The Wombles)
Word Crimes (“Weird Al” Yankovic)
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (Gordon Lightfoot)
Xanadu (Rush)
The Yellow Rose of Texas (Traditional; performed by Mitch Miller)
You Came a Long Way from St. Louis (Brooks/Russell; performed by Peggy King)
You Can’t Always Get What You Want (The Rolling Stones)
You Got Lucky (Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers)
You Might Think (Ric Ocasek; performed by The Cars)
You Went the Wrong Way, Old King Louis (Allan Sherman)
You’re My Best Friend (Queen)
You’re the One That I Want (Jacobs/Casey/Farrar; performed by Tragedy)
You’ve Got a Friend (Carole King; performed by Vincent Price and the Muppets)
Yummy Yummy Yummy (Ohio Express)
Zohra’s Afghan Waltz (Zohra)
